ספוילר- מקווה שאתם יודעים אנגלית
We start the show with a recap of the previous cluster-bash from the Embittered Rejects. Then I have the pleasure once again to see Keith, the lesser god of Wisdom, recite his already classic line: “What do I think about Zack’s ineligibility? I kicked him off again.” So, Zack and Andon plot to trick Team Barbie into voting for him, so he can bring them down. Zack then uses a brain cel to try to figure out how he actually Threatened Keith when he was looking at the wall, but doesn't see it, and sticks his head in the sand, like a good emu. Zack and Amy do some pillow talk, where they profess their love and both admit that it’s the most stable relationship they’ve ever had. Zowie! BEST LINE OF THE NIGHT: “I won’t give out my # to 4 people here, I don’t wanna hear from them.” (To be edited when I see my tape). Goto any msg bd for lots of digs on this one. OH NO, Charla’s gonna cry when she sees the tape and loses all hope of hooking up with Zack. Later, he gives a lame-o speech about his people, the Italians and Scots, and compares himself to Braveheart, which starts 5000 mad responses on msgbds everywhere. This is one of the most offensive and ridiculous brain-farts ever. We now see what Zack tells himself every morning to convince himself that he and his abs are almighty. Toni yells at Tara, but then backs down like the Hulkster she is, when Tara won’t play that game. Charla, Kavita and Tara talk in C’s bedroom a lot. Dave mopes in his room a lot. We don’t see Matt: Rumor has it that he asks to not be voted back on the show. Andon starts his baloney on Charla and Tara. They seem to fall for it, or maybe they are just being nice. Melanie tries to apologize for the others bad behavior. It’s probably baloney also. Melanie has a talk with Holly, so she won’t be jealous, and Mel will get voted on. VERY STRATEGICALLY playing the game. Holly cries to Scott for being alone in her room for 2 days, sans Dave’s visit. Scott was busy catching up with old buddies. Zack argues with Dave and brags about being great cuz somebody loves him. He makes a somewhat-apologetic goodbye speech, that no one believes he wrote himself. No one cares. Vote-on: Holly is the deciding vote for both. And its Beau and Melanie. Good thing Barbie’s votes for Andon didn’t win out. Sometimes, things happen for the best. Cant wait for the Melanie-a-trois cat fights that will inevitably happen. Oh yeah, Toni got no votes. YEAH!
