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גאוני, ובכלל איןציקלופדיה היא תגלית מלבבת! תודה לאריק. במיוחד אהבתי את זה: If you are unsure whether or not you may be asexual, and are curious to know what sex is like without having to actually try it with someone, there are a number of ways this can be accomplished. Sex is an assault on nearly all of the senses, and can be simulated thusly: Sound: This can be approximated by repeatedly inserting a cucumber into a jar of mayonnaise. Smell: For this, you will need several ears of corn, a can of tuna, and either a scoop of used cat litter or a used diaper. Combine these ingredients in a trash bag, let sit at room temperature for 24-48 hours, then open the bag and take a whiff. Touch: Sneak into your local gym, steal several bodybuilder's sweat-soaked garments when they are not looking, take them home and wring them out all over yourself. For maximum effect, do this in conjunction with previous step. Sight: Watch a video clip of Terri Schiavo or Jim Carrey. This will give you some idea of the stupid facial expressions your partner will be making. Taste: Yeah... pretend this one is non-applicable for now. If you are still curious to try sex after completing the above exercise, then you are most likely not asexual.
