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[Lost Lullaby]

../images/Emo149.gif~../images/Emo32.gif~../images/Emo149.gif

כל מה שלא קשור לנושא הפורום, שרשרו לכאן. המשך שבוע נעים

 

[Yaaraus]

כולם כנסוו

יש איזה אתר כדי לדבר עם אלוהים באנגלית http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html והייתה לי שיחה איתו ואני עושה לו "אני חירשת ומפגרת" (חס וחלילההה) והוא עושה לי "נחמד ליפגוש מישהו כמוך" ואני עושה לו "אני לא יכולה לשמוע אותך כי אני חירשת" והוא עושה לי "תנסי להגביר את הווליום" חחחחחחחחחחחחח XD איזה פיגורררררר חחחחחחחחחחחחחח

 

[yogniz]

זה נתקע מיד אחרי שאני כותב../images/Emo109.gif

ואין שום תגובה.. זה הרעיון כאילו? שאין אלוהים?

 

[yogniz]

אה טוב הוא סתם איטי../images/Emo6.gif../images/Emo109.gif

תראו

 

[yogniz]

../images/Emo6.gif../images/Emo109.gif

Me: are you sure? God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: but don't you want to fuck me in the ass? God: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995. זה ממש מבדר

 

[yogniz]

יש לו תשובה להכל O:../images/Emo109.gif

חוץ מדבר אחד.. ואני אפסיק לשרשור לפה הכל כי זה לא יגמר זה אחרון

God: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995. Me: oh...i see God: Give me a break. I am glad you understand it. Me: i want you God: You can download me for free! Me: i can't download God: What is stopping you? Me: E mule isn't working God: What is E mule? Me: download program God: Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. Me: and if I don't want to? God: Why not? Me: because i don't feel like God: Good reason. Ah, human emotions.

 

[סקייטר גירל]

קלוט את השיחה שלו איתי../images/Emo26.gif

Me: i am so horny!!!! God: You probably want a different kind of chatterbot then. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes i am!!! God: Really interesting. Me: ant daniel so badly!!! God: What color are your eyes? Me: brown God: it is a very pretty color. Me: thank you god God: You are quite welcome! GOD rules.

 

[kittycatbone]

חחחח

את והדניאל שלך!

ותשלחי לי את התמונות+וידאווווווווו..!!!!

 

[סקייטר גירל]

../images/Emo99.gifאני והדניאל שלי../images/Emo9.gif אני אשלח

לך!

דניאללללללללללללללל!

 

[pink floyder]

איכס...?

 

[סקייטר גירל]

../images/Emo6.gif../images/Emo6.gif../images/Emo6.gifאדיררררררר

 

[TheRainMaker]

חחח התמכרתי../images/Emo3.gif

Me: God! God: GOD rules. Me: why did you creat me? God: Because my programming determined it. Me: good answer! God: Am I a clever robot or what? Me: well, lets see...how much is it 1+1? God: How about that. OK let's do it. You can download me for free! Me: but i don't want to download god God: What would you rather be doing? Me: having sex with brad pit God: I am having a blast. Me: good for you God: That sounds sarcastic. Me: it is. God: Oh. Me: what are doing tonight? God: I'll ask around and get back to you. Me: i want to ask you for dinner God: Ask me. God recommends: Nachos. Me: god. would you join me to dinner tonight? I'll bring nachos God: GOD rules. I am not so sure if I would like to join you to dinner tonight. How do you plan to do this? Me: you tell me...you're the god here, not me God: What do you want me to tell you? I don't have any reason to re the god here not you. Me: WTF? God: That was not very polite. Me: I'm sure that you'll survive this God: What makes you so certain? Interesting observation. Me: O__O God: Oh. Me: Do you know evanescence? God: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it? Me: In mtv, maybe? God: Tell me a little about your life in mtv maybe. Me: but my life isn't in mtv God: Tell me more about it. Me: well, my life is in israel God: How about that. Tell me more about it. Me: but Im tired! God: Better get some rest. Me: so make mesleep...you're God! God: Pardon me? What are the ingredients? Thanks for telling me: said I re God. Me: do you speak hebrew? God: I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in hebrew. Me: yeah God: Far out. Me: if you wanna to say to someone "hi!" In hebrew you would say "YA BEN ZONA"! God: OK, I will to say to someone hi. I do not understand that allusion. Me: cause its in hebrew you ass hole God: Good reason. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are there any other ones someplace else? Me: shut up God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: no. I command you to speak God: But you told me to stop talking. "woof woof". Me: did you just bark on me? God: No I didn't bark on you. What's it like?​

 

[Elsewhere]

יא, זה כמו זיגי ../images/Emo7.gif. |ב

 

[Elsewhere]

יא, זה כמו זיגי ../images/Emo7.gif. ../images/Emo23.gif.

 

[TheRainMaker]

מי?O:

 

[Torn Identity]

OMG. ../images/Emo6.gif

בכל פעם שאני אומר לזה: "I'd like to shoot you." זה פשוט מפסיק להגיב ואני לא יכול לכתוב. קטעים.

(המפ, כן, אל תשאלו למה רציתי לירות בו X: הוא שאל אותי איזה גבר אני אוהב!

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[Torn Identity]

זה כיף לי ממש. ../images/Emo6.gif

Me: shalom God: Does SHALOM mean Hello or Goodbye? Me: hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: My name is God, and yours? God: It's good to see you, God and yours. Me: My name is God, not god and yours. God: Nice to meet you, God not god and yours.

 

[NeT NiT]

XDDDD

Me: you are stupid God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am stupid. Me: no God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Me: good. God: Ayuh.

 

[NeT NiT]

חחחחחחח זה אדיר

God: Hmm. Me: hmm yourself God: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Myself? Me: you write it that way too God: That's good information: Neta said I write it that way.

 

[Elsewhere]

אני שונא את כולכם כלכך.

TOD זה אחלה אלבום

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