A Pig in a Cage
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פרק 111
שודר לראשונה: 21/9/95
נכתב ע"י: Larry David
במאי: Andy Ackerman
ג´רי וג´ורג´ מעריכים מחדש את מערכות היחסים הכושלות שלהם עם הנשים, ומחליטים לקחת את הדברים יותר ברצינות
אחרי מספר שעות של שכנועים, סוזן מסכימה להינשא לג´ורג´
ג´רי, לעומת זאת, נפרד מחברתו בגלל שהיא אוכלת את האפונים שלה בבודדים
איליין לא מצליחה להירדם בדירתה החדשה בגלל כלב
שנובח מתחת לחלון
קריימר ממליץ לה על פיתרון שנוי במחלוקת - לחטוף את הכלב ולזרוק אותו מחוץ לעיר
פרק 111
"I´ll tell you what your problem is... You brought your queen out too fast. What do you think, she´s one of these feminists looking to get out of the house? Nah, the queen is old-fashioned, likes to stay home, cook, take care of her man, make sure he feels good." - George, playing chess, in "The Engagement" "I´m much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs." - George, in "The Engagement" "What is this? What are we doing? What in God´s name are we doing?" "What?" "Our lives! What kind of lives are these? We´re like children. We´re not men." "No we´re not. We´re not men." "We come up with all these stupid little reasons to break up with these women." "I know, I know! That´s what I do. That´s what I do!" "Are we going to be sitting here when we´re sixty like two idiots?" "We should be having dinner with our sons when we´re sixty." "We´re pathetic, you know that?" "Yeah, like I don´t know that I´m pathetic." "Why can´t I be normal?" "Yes! Me too! I want to be normal. Normal!" "It would be nice to care about someone." "Yes! Yes! Care!" - Jerry and George, in "The Engagement" "I had a very interesting lunch with George Costanza today." "Really?" "We were talking about our lives, and we both kind of realized we´re kids. We´re not men." "So then you asked yourselves, ´Isn´t there something more to life?´" "Yes, we did." "Yeah, well let me clue you in on something... There isn´t." "There isn´t?" "Absolutely not. I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry, marriage? Family? They´re prisons! Man-made prisons. You´re doing time. You get up in the morning, she´s there. You go to sleep at night, she´s there. It´s like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. ´Is it alright if I use the bathroom now?!´ And you can forget about watching TV while you´re eating." "I can?" "Oh yeah. You know why? Because it´s dinnertime, and you know what you do at dinner?" "What?" "You talk about your day. ´How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it? Well, I don´t know, how about you, how was your day?´" "Boy." "It´s sad, Jerry. It´s a sad state of affairs." "I´m glad we had this talk." "Oh, you have no idea." - Jerry and Kramer, in "The Engagement" "What if there should be an unfortunate accident?" "You´re going to rub out the dog?!" - Kramer and Jerry, in "The Engagement" "Frank, come here!" "You come here." "Georgie´s getting married!" "What?" "Georgie´s getting married!!" "Get the hell outta here. He´s getting married?" "Yes." "To a woman?" - Estelle and Frank Costanza, in "The Engagement" "And she said yes?" "Well, it took a couple hours of convincing, but I was persistent." - Jerry and George, who asked Susan to marry him, in "The Engagement"
ודבר אחד לסיום: האם את מעוניינים שאני אוסיף גם רשימה של כל השחקנים האורחים בפרק? לא יודע אם זה מעניין מישהו, למרות שיכול להיות שכן בכל מקרה, יום טוב לכולם