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51. Travels to Iraq on case, taken prisoner and finally shot by a firing squad. 52. Killed by 10-pound cans of tomatoes being dropped on him while leaving the office. 53. Gets sloshed at his bachelor party and passes out; while passed out Harm takes him for a ride in an F-14 and ejects him somewhere over the Indian Ocean. 54. Gets attacked and eaten by a bear. 55. While going bush in the outback, runs into "Survivor" contestant Jerri who is so hungry she mistakes him for a wild boar and with her bare hands manages to subdue him. Pig Roast anyone? 56. ....Or he runs off with Jerri the man eater. 57. Zapped by lightning during Count von Count's counting. 58. Sat on by Big Bird and Snuffleupagus. 59. Whacked by Tinky Winky's purse. 60. Dies of a heart attack while trying to keep up with the Rugrats. 61. Annoyed to death by Angelica (annoyed to death by blondes...hm...sound familiar?). 62. Run over by a horse and its rider, a young girl who is a "little sister" and wants to be a flower girl at one PARTICULAR wedding. 63. Blown up by a bomb that a certain Russian half-brother refused to defuse (as a favor to HIS half-brother) 64. Driven right into the thick of a battle in Chechnya and left there by a heroic Russian cabbie who wanted to help out a "beautiful colonel". 65. Beaten up by the baby rattle held by a certain little blond tot and godson. The next four Deaths are for the anime fans... 66. Gundam HeavyArms opens up his beam cannon blasting Brumby into outer space. 67. Lady Uhn's split personality Col. Uhn comes out and she sends Brumby out in a mobile suit-- up against Quatre and his Sandrock Gundam... No match... Quatre blows Brumby right out of his suit and he implodes in outer space... 68. Ryoko shows her demon side after hearing that Brumby decided he is "playing for the other team" and is going after he beloved man, Tenchi. Ryoko pulls him to pieces with her fingernails and drowns him in the pool. 69. Ryo-oki transforms into a spaceship and flies his @$$ out to Planet Jurai, and then plants him in the ground like a tree. 70. Wiped out by Tripod for violating the Terms of Service. 71. Killed by a former Marine Colonel for continually lying to said Marine's niece. 72. Analyzed to death by a pushy blonde psychologist. 73. Killed by angry video director after he comes to his senses and denies her the "miracle" she's been waiting for. 74. Burned up when his hair grease catches fire. 75. Gets blown away in the same hurricane that will destroy Big Bird's nest. 76. The Amazing Mumford makes him disappear forever. 77. He goes somewhere with Forgetful Jones, and good old Forgetful promptly forgets exactly where he left Bugme.
78. Replace (or just lace) his hair grease with hydrochloric acid. Heh. 79. Tries on his RAN uniform again; stuck by a pin and deflates. 80. Run down by an angry mob of Australians who are sick of him making their country look bad. 81. Throws a boomerang, forgets they come back, gets hit in the head. 82. Steps into an open elevator shaft. 83. Takes up boxing again, gets hit a little too hard. 84. Renee pokes him with one of her sculptured nails, and all the hot air rushes out of him, deflating him into a lifeless pile. 85. Killed by falling plaster when a flyboy lawyer shoots up the courtroom and Mic fails to duck (or take cover). 86. Loses a game of "Toss the Ebola" with a Sudanese terrorist leader. 87. Gets some bad smack from Danny Walden. 88. Slips in the bathroom from where Jingo went on the tile, and breaks his neck. 89. Disappears in the Appalachians with a client after taking Harm's advice on a great hunting area. 90. Goes jogging with a flyboy and the flyboy pushes him in front of a car. 91. Webb and the company do a sweep on him. 92. Follows a certain Marine who follows a certain flyboy to Russia and is kidnapped by a band of gypsies. 93. Palmer... need I say more. 94. The MacKenzie Curse.... Dalton, Chris, Eddie... Mic. 95. Sokol kidnaps Mic and orders Alexei to take him for a ride in a taxi to a Chechnyan war camp and trade him for Sergei. They get just as annoyed with him as we do and shoot him to shut him up. 96. Gets a paper cut while reading a legal brief. 97. Companion to Death #16: A stiletto to the back of the neck. Yes, he is the Bounty Hunter. 98. Caught in an avalanche. Being from Sydney, still not sure what that white stuff called snow actually does. 99. Attacked by 25 school students, who are upset that their teacher is taking his presence out on them. (whoops, that one is totally personal) 100. Electrocuted whilst trying to create a romantic atmosphere (gotta love karma).
51. Travels to Iraq on case, taken prisoner and finally shot by a firing squad. 52. Killed by 10-pound cans of tomatoes being dropped on him while leaving the office. 53. Gets sloshed at his bachelor party and passes out; while passed out Harm takes him for a ride in an F-14 and ejects him somewhere over the Indian Ocean. 54. Gets attacked and eaten by a bear. 55. While going bush in the outback, runs into "Survivor" contestant Jerri who is so hungry she mistakes him for a wild boar and with her bare hands manages to subdue him. Pig Roast anyone? 56. ....Or he runs off with Jerri the man eater. 57. Zapped by lightning during Count von Count's counting. 58. Sat on by Big Bird and Snuffleupagus. 59. Whacked by Tinky Winky's purse. 60. Dies of a heart attack while trying to keep up with the Rugrats. 61. Annoyed to death by Angelica (annoyed to death by blondes...hm...sound familiar?). 62. Run over by a horse and its rider, a young girl who is a "little sister" and wants to be a flower girl at one PARTICULAR wedding. 63. Blown up by a bomb that a certain Russian half-brother refused to defuse (as a favor to HIS half-brother) 64. Driven right into the thick of a battle in Chechnya and left there by a heroic Russian cabbie who wanted to help out a "beautiful colonel". 65. Beaten up by the baby rattle held by a certain little blond tot and godson. The next four Deaths are for the anime fans... 66. Gundam HeavyArms opens up his beam cannon blasting Brumby into outer space. 67. Lady Uhn's split personality Col. Uhn comes out and she sends Brumby out in a mobile suit-- up against Quatre and his Sandrock Gundam... No match... Quatre blows Brumby right out of his suit and he implodes in outer space... 68. Ryoko shows her demon side after hearing that Brumby decided he is "playing for the other team" and is going after he beloved man, Tenchi. Ryoko pulls him to pieces with her fingernails and drowns him in the pool. 69. Ryo-oki transforms into a spaceship and flies his @$$ out to Planet Jurai, and then plants him in the ground like a tree. 70. Wiped out by Tripod for violating the Terms of Service. 71. Killed by a former Marine Colonel for continually lying to said Marine's niece. 72. Analyzed to death by a pushy blonde psychologist. 73. Killed by angry video director after he comes to his senses and denies her the "miracle" she's been waiting for. 74. Burned up when his hair grease catches fire. 75. Gets blown away in the same hurricane that will destroy Big Bird's nest. 76. The Amazing Mumford makes him disappear forever. 77. He goes somewhere with Forgetful Jones, and good old Forgetful promptly forgets exactly where he left Bugme.
78. Replace (or just lace) his hair grease with hydrochloric acid. Heh. 79. Tries on his RAN uniform again; stuck by a pin and deflates. 80. Run down by an angry mob of Australians who are sick of him making their country look bad. 81. Throws a boomerang, forgets they come back, gets hit in the head. 82. Steps into an open elevator shaft. 83. Takes up boxing again, gets hit a little too hard. 84. Renee pokes him with one of her sculptured nails, and all the hot air rushes out of him, deflating him into a lifeless pile. 85. Killed by falling plaster when a flyboy lawyer shoots up the courtroom and Mic fails to duck (or take cover). 86. Loses a game of "Toss the Ebola" with a Sudanese terrorist leader. 87. Gets some bad smack from Danny Walden. 88. Slips in the bathroom from where Jingo went on the tile, and breaks his neck. 89. Disappears in the Appalachians with a client after taking Harm's advice on a great hunting area. 90. Goes jogging with a flyboy and the flyboy pushes him in front of a car. 91. Webb and the company do a sweep on him. 92. Follows a certain Marine who follows a certain flyboy to Russia and is kidnapped by a band of gypsies. 93. Palmer... need I say more. 94. The MacKenzie Curse.... Dalton, Chris, Eddie... Mic. 95. Sokol kidnaps Mic and orders Alexei to take him for a ride in a taxi to a Chechnyan war camp and trade him for Sergei. They get just as annoyed with him as we do and shoot him to shut him up. 96. Gets a paper cut while reading a legal brief. 97. Companion to Death #16: A stiletto to the back of the neck. Yes, he is the Bounty Hunter. 98. Caught in an avalanche. Being from Sydney, still not sure what that white stuff called snow actually does. 99. Attacked by 25 school students, who are upset that their teacher is taking his presence out on them. (whoops, that one is totally personal) 100. Electrocuted whilst trying to create a romantic atmosphere (gotta love karma).