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15. Killed by a mutant shapeshifter who then assumes his identity and calls off the wedding. 16. Mistaken for a clone and stabbed in the back of the neck. 17. Killed by his fiancee's stalker after said stalker escapes from prison. 18. Dies of homesickness. 19. Goes home to avoid Death # 18; mauled by kangaroo while there. 20. Dies of shock after fiancee comes to her senses and calls off wedding. 21. Tarred and feathered by an angry mob chanting, "Shippers!" 22. Spontaneous human combustion. 23. Falls off dock in Norfolk after seeing a "ghost". Significant shipper moment follows.

24. Hit by a really, really big bus, 25. Up and disappears forever with no explanation. 26. Dies from cancer gotten after removing an implant from the back of his neck. 27. Dies, but isn't really dead. Shippers disappointed. 28. Goes sky diving, and his o-ring 'mysteriously' has an undetectable slit in it. 29. Has a heart attack while working on the integration of e^x (and you're a really big nerd if you actually understand that). 30. Hit by a "Mac" truck. 31. Eaten by a dingo. 32. (to add to the nerdiness) He decided to drink and derive. 33. Killed one of three ways by the bare hands of one overprotective JAG/SEAL. 34. Annoyed to death by Renee Peterson. Can he take her with him if that's how he goes? 35. Actually dies from shock that he and Sarah weren't compatible after all. 36. Glared to death by Harm (ever notice that squinty-eyed thing Harm does when he's really being irritated by him?). 37. Dies of self-absorption. 38. Is abducted by aliens that look like linebackers, then slowly killed by cheek pulling experiments (not a death I wished on Mulder, but for Brumby, it's fine). 39. Hit by the ambulance he's chasing. 40. Killed by Palmer, who's had a change of heart and wants to do Harm a *favor*. 41. Eaten alive by a green-eyed monster. 42. Dies of dehydration caused by diarrhea of the mouth. 43. Overexerts himself and has a heart attack walking Jingo while Mac "works" with Harm on a case. 44. Wears out his welcome and is killed when the door hits him on the way out and propels him into an open elevator shaft. 45. Killed by Mac's mother when she finds out she wasn't invited to the wedding. 46. Has a Big Mac attack and gets into a car wreck on the way. 47. His silent partner in Brumby & Brumby catches Mic swindling some money and shoots him. 48. Eats one too many "Aussie" burgers and dies of a heart attack. 49. Click his heels three times and goes Home to OZ! 50. Gets run over by crazed shipper who just lost shipper site, and is beaten to death with her crutch. אני באמת אוהבת את זה.... וגם אף אחד לא מדבר!