Famous last words:
בסדר, אבל רק הפעם. בואו פשוט ניקח את זה ונברח. אה-הא, אה-הא הא הא… *אנחה* ידעתי שאסור לסמוך עליך. הו, דם. רק רגע! רק עוד אחד! אה, חבר'ה, לא היינו שישה…? (או לחילופין: "חבר'ה, אני די בטוח שהיינו שישה.") "Let's go in." "Let's not go in." "I stab the dragon and tell it to get off me." "I kill it." "Let me handle this." "Click?? ...This doesn't come with ammo?" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH" “Trust me." "Dammit, this thing won't die!" “He looks like a wuss to me." "He hit me for HOW MUCH?????" “We are in luck! The dragon is sleeping" "Don't worry, wyvern don't attack unless they're provoked." "Don't worry sir, we can handle it." "You jump down and distract him, and I'll shoot him." "What do you mean 18 meter long crocodile--you just said crocodile." "Well ...., I'll touch it again" "I attempt to disbelieve" "OK! I moon the Balrog!" "So what?" "A clever bluff, Agent N42, but not clever enough. You see, right away I recognized your `pistol' as a cleverly disguised cigarette lighter." "I drop trough and expose myself to the arch-mage as a gesture of contempt." “So I'm safely across the pit? Whew! For a minute there I was worried that you might remember my encumbrance penalties." "So you're Tiamat, huh? Are you evil? Yes? Would you like to convert?" Ranger: "What do I see?" DM:"Do you remember the trap that killed Indy's guide in Raiders of the Lost Ark?" "Diamonds ... Gold... Saphires !!! Terry! Terry, we're rich, we're rich, we're fabulously wealthy ! Terry ..... Terry ??" "I never get to have any fun!" "You mean they get to use the critical hit chart too?" "Hey you! Frost Giant! How's the weather up there?" "Just watch, I bet I get the one item that's cursed." "A sign labeled `pit'? I walk up to it." "Yeah, I know it's dangerous, but think of the experience points." "Don't worry. I've got a plan." "I think he can be trusted." "Magic is for wimps." "Oh no! Let's go help them!" "All clear, guys." "Wait a minute, didn't the old man say something about a curse?" "AGAIN!?!?!" "He shot out my eye? Okay, I tear out my other eye and throw it at him as a gesture of defiance." "I'll try it on." "I thought you brought the antidote!" "Who's the bitch with the spiders?" "Shut up, bird!" {to a parrot who happened to be repeating the True Name of a demon which subsequently exterminated the party} "Is this one really able to breath fire?" "I explain to the ogre that it was an honest mistake." "I don't understand. It should be dead by now." "What?! I thought you said fifTEEN kobolds." "Quit clowning around. Look, whichever one of you is doing that, it's not funny." "No problem! I'll just cast a ... whoops, I forgot. I'm just 2nd level, aren't I?" "If you cut me down, I will only become more powerful." "What could possibly go wrong?" "Him? What is HE doing here? I thought we killed him!" "Dragon? What dragon?" "A juggernaught? What the hell's a juggernaught?" "Guys, there's some giant bugs in the hallway." "Feel like surrendering ?" “No, you idiot, they can't hear us crawling around out here!" {yelled to another PC} "What do you mean they threw it back ?" "Do something, SCHMUCK !" “I tell the guard to go fuck himself, but I say it in a nice way." "I'll put my head in, and see what's inside." "Oh shit... I'll try to teleport again." "Quick !! How does one UNSUMMON a demon lord ?" וגם למנחה מגיע הכבוד: אמרתי לכם. בגלל שככה אני רוצה! אה, ויש דלת בחדר. מה זאת אומרת "הרגנו את כולם"? אז מגיעים עוד מאה! כן, זה מה שאמרתי, 90 טון. GM:"You're very lucky, you all don't know how lucky you are! Save or take 210 points of damage" GM: "Okay, Ed, your underwear explodes!"
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