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Bible Q and A > Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? > A. Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation. > Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? > A. Pharaoh's daughter; she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. ״ Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? > A. Ruth-less. > Q. Who was the first drug addict in the Bible? > A. Nebuchadnezzar; he was on grass for seven years. ״ > Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? > A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. > A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. > A. Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord. > A. 2 Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen, "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement." > Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? > A. Samson; he brought the house down. > Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? > A. In the Big Inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second, Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out. > Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? > A. They were really put out. > Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? > A. They really raised Cain. > Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? > A. Your mother ate us out of house and home > Q. How long did Cain hate his brother? > A. As long as he was Abel! > Q. What was the last thing Noah said before he entered the Ark? > A. So long Fellers. > Q. The ark was built in 3 stories and the top story had a window to let light in, but how did they get light to the bottom 2 stories? > A. They used floodlights. > Q. After the flood, how many people left the ark ahead of Noah? > A. 3 because the Bible says that Noah went forth out of the ark > Q. Where is the first mention of insurance in the Bible? > A. When Adam and Eve needed more coverage. > Q. Where is another mention of insurance in the Bible? > A. When David gave Goliath a piece of the rock.
Bible Q and A > Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? > A. Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation. > Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? > A. Pharaoh's daughter; she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet. ״ Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? > A. Ruth-less. > Q. Who was the first drug addict in the Bible? > A. Nebuchadnezzar; he was on grass for seven years. ״ > Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? > A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. > A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. > A. Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord. > A. 2 Cor. 4:8 describes going out in service in a Volkswagen, "We are pressed in every way, but not cramped beyond movement." > Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? > A. Samson; he brought the house down. > Q. Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? > A. In the Big Inning, Eve stole first, Adam stole second, Cain struck out Abel, and the Prodigal Son came home. The Giants and the Angels were rained out. > Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? > A. They were really put out. > Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? > A. They really raised Cain. > Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? > A. Your mother ate us out of house and home > Q. How long did Cain hate his brother? > A. As long as he was Abel! > Q. What was the last thing Noah said before he entered the Ark? > A. So long Fellers. > Q. The ark was built in 3 stories and the top story had a window to let light in, but how did they get light to the bottom 2 stories? > A. They used floodlights. > Q. After the flood, how many people left the ark ahead of Noah? > A. 3 because the Bible says that Noah went forth out of the ark > Q. Where is the first mention of insurance in the Bible? > A. When Adam and Eve needed more coverage. > Q. Where is another mention of insurance in the Bible? > A. When David gave Goliath a piece of the rock.
