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פרק 55 ג´ורג´ פוגש עורכת דין סינית שחושבת שהוא ממש מצחיק. ג´ורג´ מבקש מג´רי לא להיות מצחיק לידה. בלבול בדואר של ג´רי גורם לכך ששכנו, באבו, ייעצר על כך שלא חידש את הויזה (אשרה) שלו. ג´רי מנסה לגייס לעזרתו של באבו את עורכת הדין. איליין נתבעת ע"י השליח (פרק 50). --------------- ציטוטים נבחרים: "I have no funny friends. I´m the funny one. El-Clowno!" - George, in "The Visa" "You´re a very very good man." - Babu to Jerry, in "The Visa" "Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. *That´s* a fantasy camp!" - George, in "The Visa" "Why don´t we just put these two tables together?" "No no, you can´t do that. They´re round... it makes an eight...." - Elaine and George, who doesn´t want any company on his date, in "The Visa" "He thinks that if a woman sees a guy put on a better show, she´ll walk out on his show and go see the other show." - Elaine, about George, in "The Visa" "Would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That´s all I´m askin´. This woman thinks I´m very funny and now you´re gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I´m gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn´t seem so funny." - George, to Jerry, in "The Visa" "Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year´s gone by and how little we´ve grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it´s not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing." - Jerry, trying not to be funny, in "The Visa" "Hey! I thought you weren´t coming back ´til Monday!?" "Well, the camp ended a few days early." "Why?" "Well, there was an incident." "What happened?" "I punched Mickey Mantle in the mouth." "What!?" "Yeah, I punched him and they took him to the hospital and then they cancelled the rest of the week." "You punched *who* in the mouth?" "Mickey Mantle." "What happened?" "Well, you know, we were playin´ a game and I was pitching and I was really throwin´ some smoke. And uh, Joe Pepitone, he was up and man, that guy... he was crowding the plate!" "Wow... Joe Pepitone!" "Yeah, well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate! So I throw one inside, a little chin music... put him right on his pants, because I got to intimidate when I´m on the mound. Well, the next pitch, he´s right back in the same place! So.... I had to plunk him." "You plunked him?" "Oh yeah. Well, he throws down his bat, he comes racing up to the mound, next thing both benches are cleared, a brouhaha breaks out between the guys in camp and the old Yankee players, and as I´m trying to get Moose Skowron off one of my teammates, somebody pulls me from behind and I turned around and I *popped* him! I look down and, whoa man! It´s Mickey! I punched his lights out! Then Hank Bauer´s screaming ´Mickey! Mickey! What have you have done with Mickey?! You killed Mickey!´" "So what did you do?" "I got the hell outta there!" - Jerry, Kramer and Elaine, as Kramer describes the fun he had at camp, in "The Visa" "You bad man! You very bad man! You very lazy bad man!!" - Babu, after finding out that Jerry is the reason he´s being deported back to Pakistan, in "The Visa" "Where is Babu? What happened to Babu? Show me Babu!" - Babu´s brother, in "The Visa" "Snapple?" "No. Too fruity." - Elaine and Babu´s brother, in "The Visa" "It´s mostly bills, magazines and junk mail, anyway." "Elaine, that´s what mail *is*. Without bills, magazines and junk mail, there *is* no mail." - Elaine and Jerry, in "The Visa" "Toasting makes me uncomfortable. But toast I love. Never start the day without a good piece of toast. In fact, let´s toast to toast." - George, trying to be witty, in "The Visa" "The turbo quadramatic transmission offers you the power and prestige to propel you well into the twenty-first century." - Elaine, imitating a snooty spokesmodel, in "The Visa" "Do you ever laugh?" "Not really. Sometimes when I´m in the tub..." "That´s so sad. What do you do?" "I´m a comedian." - Cheryl and Jerry, in "The Visa" "Nobody is sicker than me." - George, in "The Visa" "I am going to save up every rupee. For someday, I will get back to America, and when I do, I will exact vengeance on this man. I cannot forget it. He haunts me. He is a very bad man. Very, very bad man." - Babu, blaming Jerry for his deportation to Pakistan, in "The Visa"
פרק 55 ג´ורג´ פוגש עורכת דין סינית שחושבת שהוא ממש מצחיק. ג´ורג´ מבקש מג´רי לא להיות מצחיק לידה. בלבול בדואר של ג´רי גורם לכך ששכנו, באבו, ייעצר על כך שלא חידש את הויזה (אשרה) שלו. ג´רי מנסה לגייס לעזרתו של באבו את עורכת הדין. איליין נתבעת ע"י השליח (פרק 50). --------------- ציטוטים נבחרים: "I have no funny friends. I´m the funny one. El-Clowno!" - George, in "The Visa" "You´re a very very good man." - Babu to Jerry, in "The Visa" "Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. *That´s* a fantasy camp!" - George, in "The Visa" "Why don´t we just put these two tables together?" "No no, you can´t do that. They´re round... it makes an eight...." - Elaine and George, who doesn´t want any company on his date, in "The Visa" "He thinks that if a woman sees a guy put on a better show, she´ll walk out on his show and go see the other show." - Elaine, about George, in "The Visa" "Would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That´s all I´m askin´. This woman thinks I´m very funny and now you´re gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I´m gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn´t seem so funny." - George, to Jerry, in "The Visa" "Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year´s gone by and how little we´ve grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it´s not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing." - Jerry, trying not to be funny, in "The Visa" "Hey! I thought you weren´t coming back ´til Monday!?" "Well, the camp ended a few days early." "Why?" "Well, there was an incident." "What happened?" "I punched Mickey Mantle in the mouth." "What!?" "Yeah, I punched him and they took him to the hospital and then they cancelled the rest of the week." "You punched *who* in the mouth?" "Mickey Mantle." "What happened?" "Well, you know, we were playin´ a game and I was pitching and I was really throwin´ some smoke. And uh, Joe Pepitone, he was up and man, that guy... he was crowding the plate!" "Wow... Joe Pepitone!" "Yeah, well, Joe Pepitone or not, I own the inside of that plate! So I throw one inside, a little chin music... put him right on his pants, because I got to intimidate when I´m on the mound. Well, the next pitch, he´s right back in the same place! So.... I had to plunk him." "You plunked him?" "Oh yeah. Well, he throws down his bat, he comes racing up to the mound, next thing both benches are cleared, a brouhaha breaks out between the guys in camp and the old Yankee players, and as I´m trying to get Moose Skowron off one of my teammates, somebody pulls me from behind and I turned around and I *popped* him! I look down and, whoa man! It´s Mickey! I punched his lights out! Then Hank Bauer´s screaming ´Mickey! Mickey! What have you have done with Mickey?! You killed Mickey!´" "So what did you do?" "I got the hell outta there!" - Jerry, Kramer and Elaine, as Kramer describes the fun he had at camp, in "The Visa" "You bad man! You very bad man! You very lazy bad man!!" - Babu, after finding out that Jerry is the reason he´s being deported back to Pakistan, in "The Visa" "Where is Babu? What happened to Babu? Show me Babu!" - Babu´s brother, in "The Visa" "Snapple?" "No. Too fruity." - Elaine and Babu´s brother, in "The Visa" "It´s mostly bills, magazines and junk mail, anyway." "Elaine, that´s what mail *is*. Without bills, magazines and junk mail, there *is* no mail." - Elaine and Jerry, in "The Visa" "Toasting makes me uncomfortable. But toast I love. Never start the day without a good piece of toast. In fact, let´s toast to toast." - George, trying to be witty, in "The Visa" "The turbo quadramatic transmission offers you the power and prestige to propel you well into the twenty-first century." - Elaine, imitating a snooty spokesmodel, in "The Visa" "Do you ever laugh?" "Not really. Sometimes when I´m in the tub..." "That´s so sad. What do you do?" "I´m a comedian." - Cheryl and Jerry, in "The Visa" "Nobody is sicker than me." - George, in "The Visa" "I am going to save up every rupee. For someday, I will get back to America, and when I do, I will exact vengeance on this man. I cannot forget it. He haunts me. He is a very bad man. Very, very bad man." - Babu, blaming Jerry for his deportation to Pakistan, in "The Visa"