בקשה

[Tollan]

אה, ועוד אחת

סבא סימפסון "I've heard it all, i've seen it all, i've done it all. i just can't remember any of it"

 

[shmill]

חחחחחח עוד אחד של סבא...

"you remind me of a poem that i cant remember, and a song that might never of existed, and a place i'm not sure ive ever been to"

 

[noaya]

ועוד אחד.

My Homer is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!

 

[shmill]

חחחחחחח

מאיזה פרק זה?

 

[noaya]

מהפרק עם הצי.

אייב אומר את זה כי כולם חושבים שהומר קומוניסט.

 

[shmill]

אם כבר מהפרק הזה....

commander to homer:"you are like the son i never had" homer:"and you are like the father i never visit..."

 

[noaya]

And how do you get peas?

 

[LrZt1986]

with a knife!

 

[Evil Beast]

הציטוט הכי טוב בכל הזמנים

"Donuts are much like life. theyre round on the outside, and empty in the middle"

 

[rend]

-הכי מצחיקים-

homer: dont worry marge, after the kids will leave the house you'll have plenty of free time. hundrets of thousands of hours. and then, the peace of the grave" *********************************************** homer: "did you brake the car?" bart & lisa: "no" homer: "did you raise the dead?" bart & lisa: "yes" homer: "but the car's ok?" bart & lisa: "aha" homer: "alright then" *********************************************** marge: "dont do this homer! you could get yourself killed!" homer: "and what if i'll take a shower and slip on a barrel of soap? oh my god i could die!" *********************************************** homer: "please dont eat me! i have wife and kids! eat them!" *********************************************** lisa: "how come i got straight A's and didnt got nothing, while bart got one A only and got a present?" homer: "ah, the secrets of life"

 

[rend]

עוד

homer: "nothing is hurt, exept fillings"

 

[rend]

בלי ספק המשפט הכי מצחיק שקיים

homer to bart: "dont worry, son. people die all the time. You could even wake up dead in the morning"

 

[LrZt1986]

שכחת את הפאנץ' ליין...

אחרי המשפט הוא אומר: good night!

 

[אוֹריה]

אני חושבת

שזה די והותר. תדוה רבה!

 

[20 שקל]

עוד אחת

it takes 2 to lie one to lie and one to listen הומר כמובן