when hell freezes over ...
WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER A man from Tel-Aviv dies and goes to hell. When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says, "sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here". The man says, "No problem, I'm from Tel-Aviv". So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100 degrees Farenheit, and the humidity up to 80. He then goes back to the Tel-Aviv man to see how's he doing. To the devil's surprise, the man is doing just fine, "No problem! It's just like Tel-Aviv in June", the man says. So the devil goes back over to the thermostat, and turns the temperature up to 150 degrees Farenheit and the humidity up to 90. He then goes back over to see how he's doing. The man is sweating a little, but overall looks comfortable. "No problem! Just like Tel-Aviv in July", the man says. So, now the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 200 degrees, and the humidity up to 100. When he goes back to see how the man is doing, the man is sweating profusely, and has taken off his shirt. Otherwise, he seems ok. The Tel-Aviv man says, "No problem! Just like Tel-Aviv in August." Now the devil is really perplexed. So he goes back to the thermostat, and this time turns the temperature all the way down to MINUS 150 DEGREES! Immediately, hell freezes over! All the humidity in the air freezes up, and the whole place becomes a frigid, barren, frozen, deathly cold wasteland! When the devil goes back to see how the Tel-Aviv man is doing, he is shocked to discover the man is jumping up and down and cheering in obvious delight. The devil immediately asks the man what's going on. To which the Tel-Aviv man replies: "The Palestinians have finally kept their obligations! There's true peace in the Middle East!"
