WHAT I HAVE LEARNED AS I MATURED
I´ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I´ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. I´ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I´ve learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you´d better have a big willie or huge boobs. I´ve learned that you shouldn´t compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I´ve learned that you can keep puking long after you think you´re finished. I´ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I´ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. I´ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they´ll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen. If not...tough ahem.
I´ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I´ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. I´ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I´ve learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you´d better have a big willie or huge boobs. I´ve learned that you shouldn´t compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I´ve learned that you can keep puking long after you think you´re finished. I´ve learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I´ve learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. I´ve learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they´ll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen. If not...tough ahem.
