TWO - ציטוטים + תמונות
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צ-י-ט-ו-ט-י-ם!!!
* MAX: You wanna pay me back? Get a job. Find out what it's like to live in the real world. ALEC: I'm sorry, is this what you call your real-world job? * MAX: This is an extreme situation, which--in case you didn't hear me two seconds ago--is entirely your fault * MAX: Read my lips, pretty boy. Get a life, get a job, and stop sticking your nose into mine. Don't make me kick your ass! ALEC: You know, this whole tough-chick act thing is really unbecoming. "I'm gonna bounce you on your ass. I'm gonna smack your bitch head." It's so unfeminine. * מקס ולוגן מדברים על אלק מפריע למקס לגנוב את הבייסבול (קטע טוב
) MAX: Practically had it in my hand. My fence even had a buyer lined up. Fifteen grand. LOGAN: And Alec had to come along and ruin everything. MAX: Couldn't believe it. LOGAN: It was your heist. You were there first. MAX: That's what I said! And I bet you he was gonna take whatever he got from it and blow it on hookers and beer. LOGAN: Guy has no decency. MAX: Tell me about it. LOGAN: And the nerve to rip off what you were rightfully stealing. MAX: Exactly. It's like he's a child who doesn't know right from wrong * MAX: Was "Stay the hell out of my life" not direct enough? ALEC: Max, you told me to find a job. I figured what better place than somewhere I already have a friend? MAX: If by "friend" you mean someone who'd just as soon drop an anvil on you, then welcome.
* MAX: You wanna pay me back? Get a job. Find out what it's like to live in the real world. ALEC: I'm sorry, is this what you call your real-world job? * MAX: This is an extreme situation, which--in case you didn't hear me two seconds ago--is entirely your fault * MAX: Read my lips, pretty boy. Get a life, get a job, and stop sticking your nose into mine. Don't make me kick your ass! ALEC: You know, this whole tough-chick act thing is really unbecoming. "I'm gonna bounce you on your ass. I'm gonna smack your bitch head." It's so unfeminine. * מקס ולוגן מדברים על אלק מפריע למקס לגנוב את הבייסבול (קטע טוב
צ-י-ט-ו--ט-י-ם המשך:
*ALEC: You don't mean that. MAX: Find me an anvil and watch me go. * ALEC (with false sincerity): Max, that hurts, it really does. Your words inspired me. I want to change my ways. * NORMAL (not even looking up): No jobs here. Got enough of you slugs to keep me in Maalox 'til the cows come home. * NORMAL: Here you go. (Grabs a bike hanging nearby and brings it to Alec.) Here you go, easy-peasey-Japanesey * NORMAL: (Hands Max a couple of packages.) Now bip! These packages are missing their mommies horribly * MAX: This isn't happening. NORMAL: Ah, good catch, Maxie. (To Alec) You're a rock star. Rock star! * ALEC: Ooh, a quarter. MAX (to the woman, while twisting Alec's head around): Thanks again. (Max and Alec go back down the steps to their bikes.) ALEC: She might as well kiss that TV goodbye * ORIGINAL CINDY: He's from Manticore, huh? Say what you want--they sure know how to make 'em pretty. * MAX: Try spending an afternoon with him. He'll drive you crazy with his laughing, and his talking, and his breathing... ORIGINAL CINDY: Sugar, you got issues * ALEC: Ladies, let me get the next one. Skippy here owes me about eighty bucks' worth of beer. MAX: It's all right. You don't have to. ALEC: No, no. I want to. (The guys grab the empty pitcher and walk away.) MAX: I'm telling you, he's no good.
*ALEC: You don't mean that. MAX: Find me an anvil and watch me go. * ALEC (with false sincerity): Max, that hurts, it really does. Your words inspired me. I want to change my ways. * NORMAL (not even looking up): No jobs here. Got enough of you slugs to keep me in Maalox 'til the cows come home. * NORMAL: Here you go. (Grabs a bike hanging nearby and brings it to Alec.) Here you go, easy-peasey-Japanesey * NORMAL: (Hands Max a couple of packages.) Now bip! These packages are missing their mommies horribly * MAX: This isn't happening. NORMAL: Ah, good catch, Maxie. (To Alec) You're a rock star. Rock star! * ALEC: Ooh, a quarter. MAX (to the woman, while twisting Alec's head around): Thanks again. (Max and Alec go back down the steps to their bikes.) ALEC: She might as well kiss that TV goodbye * ORIGINAL CINDY: He's from Manticore, huh? Say what you want--they sure know how to make 'em pretty. * MAX: Try spending an afternoon with him. He'll drive you crazy with his laughing, and his talking, and his breathing... ORIGINAL CINDY: Sugar, you got issues * ALEC: Ladies, let me get the next one. Skippy here owes me about eighty bucks' worth of beer. MAX: It's all right. You don't have to. ALEC: No, no. I want to. (The guys grab the empty pitcher and walk away.) MAX: I'm telling you, he's no good.
צ-י-ט-ו-ט-י-ם א-ח-ר-ו-ן!
בקשר לציטוט האחרון בהודעה הקודמת שכחתי את שורת המחץ של OC אז הנה זה: * ALEC: Ladies, let me get the next one. Skippy here owes me about eighty bucks' worth of beer. MAX: It's all right. You don't have to. ALEC: No, no. I want to. (The guys grab the empty pitcher and walk away.) MAX: I'm telling you, he's no good. ORIGINAL CINDY: I know. Free beer. Just flat-out evil * NORMAL: Ahhh. What about Sam the Superfly? How'd you handle that jab combination there? ALEC: Superfly--Superfly's not as fast as he seems— * ALEC: Excuse me, gentlemen. I'm looking for three butt-ugly Steelheads that beat up a friend of mine this morning. * ALEC: Yeah, see, here's the problem. I had a buyer who was willing to pay me five hundred dollars for that package. Now he's upset that he didn't get his andy, I'm upset that I didn't get my cash, and you guys are upset because--well, I'm not quite sure why you're upset, but you seem to be * EDDIE: What's a poofter like you need with five hundred bucks, anyway, eh? ALEC (in a British accent): Actually, I need it for a ride on your mum * אלק צוחק על לוגן: ALEC: It's just 'cause she's hot, you know. LOGAN: What is? ALEC: Everything. Everything she gets away with. You honestly think we'd be down here in this moldy dump looking for God-knows-what if she were ugly? LOGAN: We're down here to give Max a hand. ALEC (laughing): You're so whipped * אלק - אחרי שאייזיק תוקף אותם וכולא אותם: ALEC: Guess we should've called first * ג'שוע לא משחרר את אלק ולוגן: (Joshua turns and walks away.) ALEC: Jo--hey, come back here! (To Logan) What is it with these guys, huh? * LOGAN: For every one you let out that might be dangerous, you gave a hundred others the chance to have a real life. (Points to Alec, who is standing at the bar across the room.) Like him. MAX: Thought you were trying to make me feel better
בקשר לציטוט האחרון בהודעה הקודמת שכחתי את שורת המחץ של OC אז הנה זה: * ALEC: Ladies, let me get the next one. Skippy here owes me about eighty bucks' worth of beer. MAX: It's all right. You don't have to. ALEC: No, no. I want to. (The guys grab the empty pitcher and walk away.) MAX: I'm telling you, he's no good. ORIGINAL CINDY: I know. Free beer. Just flat-out evil * NORMAL: Ahhh. What about Sam the Superfly? How'd you handle that jab combination there? ALEC: Superfly--Superfly's not as fast as he seems— * ALEC: Excuse me, gentlemen. I'm looking for three butt-ugly Steelheads that beat up a friend of mine this morning. * ALEC: Yeah, see, here's the problem. I had a buyer who was willing to pay me five hundred dollars for that package. Now he's upset that he didn't get his andy, I'm upset that I didn't get my cash, and you guys are upset because--well, I'm not quite sure why you're upset, but you seem to be * EDDIE: What's a poofter like you need with five hundred bucks, anyway, eh? ALEC (in a British accent): Actually, I need it for a ride on your mum * אלק צוחק על לוגן: ALEC: It's just 'cause she's hot, you know. LOGAN: What is? ALEC: Everything. Everything she gets away with. You honestly think we'd be down here in this moldy dump looking for God-knows-what if she were ugly? LOGAN: We're down here to give Max a hand. ALEC (laughing): You're so whipped * אלק - אחרי שאייזיק תוקף אותם וכולא אותם: ALEC: Guess we should've called first * ג'שוע לא משחרר את אלק ולוגן: (Joshua turns and walks away.) ALEC: Jo--hey, come back here! (To Logan) What is it with these guys, huh? * LOGAN: For every one you let out that might be dangerous, you gave a hundred others the chance to have a real life. (Points to Alec, who is standing at the bar across the room.) Like him. MAX: Thought you were trying to make me feel better
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תודה על הציטוטים!!! הם פשוט שולטים!
הכי אהבתי את האשה הזקנה והטלוויזיה..... קטע הורג מצחוק!!!!
הכי אהבתי את האשה הזקנה והטלוויזיה..... קטע הורג מצחוק!!!!
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