Top 10 reasons of rejection
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...) 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.") 9. There´s a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.) 8. I´m not attracted to you in ´that´ way. (You are the ugliest dork I´ve ever laid eyes upon.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don´t want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I´m seeing.) 6. I´ve got a boyfriend (who´s really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry´s). 5. I don´t date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn´t even date you if you were in the same ´solar system´, much less the same building.) 4. It´s not you, it´s me. (It´s not me, it´s you.) 3. I´m concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) 2. I´m celibate. (I´ve sworn off only the men like you.) ...and the number 1 rejection line given by women is: 1. Let´s be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It´s that male perspective thing) Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...) 10. I think of you as a sister. (You´re ugly.) 9. There´s a slight difference in our ages. (You´re ugly.) 8. I´m not attracted to you in ´that´ way. (You´re ugly.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (You´re ugly.) 6. I´ve got a girlfriend. (You´re ugly.) 5. I don´t date women where I work. (You´re ugly.) 4. It´s not you, it´s me. (You´re ugly.) 3. I´m concentrating on my career. (You´re ugly.) 2. I´m celibate. (You´re ugly.) ...and the number 1 rejection line given by men: 1. Let´s be friends. (You´re sinfully ugly.)
