Medical Terms

Medical Terms

Thank you to Rachel The Misteeq Wannabe for allowing me to steal it
Anti-body - Against everyone. Artery - The study of fine paintings. Bacteria - The back door of a cafeteria. Barium - What you do after CPR fails. Benign - What you are after you be eight and before you be ten. Bowel - A letter like A,E,I,O,U, and sometimes Y Cesaerean section - A district in Rome. Cardiac arrest - Taken into custody after stealing a coupe deville. Cardiology - Advance study of poker playing. CAT Scan - Searching for the kitty. Cauterize - To make eye contact with a woman. Charlie Horse - A 10 to 1 long shot in the Kentucky Derby. Colic - A sheep dog. Coma - A punctuation mark. Congenital - Friendly D & C; - Where Washington is. Dilate - To live long. Enema - Not a friend. Fester - Uncle. Fibula - A small white lie. Genes - What you wear cutting grass. Genital - Not a Jew. G.I. Series - A baseball game between teams of soldiers. Hangnail - A coat hook. Hemorrhoid - A male alien from outerspace. Herpes - What a woman does when we stop at a rest area. Hormones - What a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid. Impotent - Distinguished, well known. Labor pain - Getting hurt at work. Medical staff - A doctor's cane. Minor operation - Coal digging. Morbid - A higher offer. Nitrates - Cheaper than the day rates. Node - Was aware of. Organic - An organ work repairman. Outpatient - A patient who has fainted. Pap smear - A fatherhood test. Paralyze - Two far fetched stories. Pelvis - A cousin of Elvis. Pharmacist - A person who makes living in agriculture. Post-operative - A letter carrier. Protein - In favor of young people. Recovery room - Where they do upholstery. Rectum - Dang near killed 'em. Scalpel - What you stand on to clean windows in high rise buildings. Secretion - Hiding something. Seizure - A Roman emperor. Tablet - A small table. Terminal illness - Getting sick at the airport. Tumor - An extra pair. Urine - The opposite of "you are out". Vericose - Nearby. Vein - Conceited​
 
ואני גם אבקש עליהם הסבר:

Bowel - A letter like A,E,I,O,U, and sometimes Y Cauterize - To make eye contact with a woman Colic - A sheep dog. Fibula - A small white lie. G.I. Series - A baseball game between teams of soldiers Hemorrhoid - A male alien from outerspace. Node - Was aware of Organic - An organ work repairman Pharmacist - A person who makes living in agriculture(יש לזה קשר לחווה?) Rectum - Dang near killed 'em.(מה זה DANG?) Scalpel - What you stand on to clean windows in high rise buildings
 

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Bowel - mispronounciation of "vowel" Cauterize - caught her eyes Colic - Collie (dog breed, like Lassie( Fibula - "fib" is a small lie G.I. Series - "G.I." means "soldier" (not sure what the initials stand for). The World Series is the baseball championship. Thus, "G.I.Series" is soldiers playing baseball. Hemerrhoid - I'm not sure. Probably plays on "humanoid". Node - "Knowd", hillbilly talk for "knew". Organic - like "mechanic", that fixes mechanical things, "organic" fixes organs. Pharmacist - Farm-acist. Agriculture is חקלאות. Rectum - wrecked 'em. "Dang" is "Damn" for people who don't cuss (curse). Scalpel - some play on "scaffold", I guess (scaffold means פיגום(.
מקווה שעזרתי.​
 
אוקיי...

כמה מאלו ניחשתי, אבל כמה נשמעים לי WAY OFF... SCALPEL ו-SACFFOLD??? DANG?! KNOWD?!?!?!?!?! G.I?
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scalpel גם אני לא הבנתי

(ה-scaffold זה ניחוש, עד שמישהו יבוא עם משהו יותר טוב. פיגום גם לא מתאים לניקוי חלונות). אבל knowed, dang ו - G.I. הם בטוח נכונים. (אגב, dang לא ממש הכרחי לתשובה. גם damn near killed 'em הולך).
 

טרודי

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אז תשאל, ונסביר (למרות שיש אחד או שניים שגם אני לא קלטתי).
 

Athaclena

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רק רגע

מי זאת רחל? אני בטוחה שיצא לי לראות את זה בעבר. חמוד. שבוע טוב לכולכם. נ.ב. מה זה כל השירשורים האלה על בגרויות? אני כבר בקושי זוכרת מה זה בגרות. נו טוב, a kid's gotta do what a kid's gotta do. או משהו כזה... לילה טוב
 

Athaclena

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קצת קשה לי להבדיל בין רחל לרייצ'ל באנגלית - בסה"כ זה rachel גם ככה וגם ככה. טוב, הבנתי.
 
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