A Raider Gone Rogue
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Medical Terms
Thank you to Rachel The Misteeq Wannabe for allowing me to steal it
Anti-body - Against everyone. Artery - The study of fine paintings. Bacteria - The back door of a cafeteria. Barium - What you do after CPR fails. Benign - What you are after you be eight and before you be ten. Bowel - A letter like A,E,I,O,U, and sometimes Y Cesaerean section - A district in Rome. Cardiac arrest - Taken into custody after stealing a coupe deville. Cardiology - Advance study of poker playing. CAT Scan - Searching for the kitty. Cauterize - To make eye contact with a woman. Charlie Horse - A 10 to 1 long shot in the Kentucky Derby. Colic - A sheep dog. Coma - A punctuation mark. Congenital - Friendly D & C; - Where Washington is. Dilate - To live long. Enema - Not a friend. Fester - Uncle. Fibula - A small white lie. Genes - What you wear cutting grass. Genital - Not a Jew. G.I. Series - A baseball game between teams of soldiers. Hangnail - A coat hook. Hemorrhoid - A male alien from outerspace. Herpes - What a woman does when we stop at a rest area. Hormones - What a prostitute does when she doesn't get paid. Impotent - Distinguished, well known. Labor pain - Getting hurt at work. Medical staff - A doctor's cane. Minor operation - Coal digging. Morbid - A higher offer. Nitrates - Cheaper than the day rates. Node - Was aware of. Organic - An organ work repairman. Outpatient - A patient who has fainted. Pap smear - A fatherhood test. Paralyze - Two far fetched stories. Pelvis - A cousin of Elvis. Pharmacist - A person who makes living in agriculture. Post-operative - A letter carrier. Protein - In favor of young people. Recovery room - Where they do upholstery. Rectum - Dang near killed 'em. Scalpel - What you stand on to clean windows in high rise buildings. Secretion - Hiding something. Seizure - A Roman emperor. Tablet - A small table. Terminal illness - Getting sick at the airport. Tumor - An extra pair. Urine - The opposite of "you are out". Vericose - Nearby. Vein - Conceited
