Meanwhile, in New Zealand
There's consternation in New Zealand, where Shortland Street (the Kiwi equivalent of Neighbours, but with an even shonkier script, if that's possible) has celebrated its first lesbian wedding (between feisty Jay and hot nurse Maia). Why the protests? "They're far too pretty," said a lesbian activist. "New Zealand lesbians have a reputation to protect as the butchest bull dykes on earth."
[Source: The Guardian]