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משהו קטן לגרימבל. אמנם אתה הגמד ההוא, אבל אני מקדיש לך את השיר הזה של המלך דוד: THE LAUGHING GNOME
I was walking down the high street when I heard footsteps behind me (!and there was a little old man (hello in scarlet and gray, chuckling away Well he trotted back to my house (and he sat beside the telly (ahh with his tiny hands on his tummy chuckling away, laughing all day "I ought to report you to the gnome office" (!gnome office? ahahahah) Hah hah hah Hee hee hee I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me Hah hah hah Hee hee hee I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me Said the laughing gnome Well I gave him roasted toadstools (and a glass of dandelion wine (*burp* pardon then I put him on a train to Eastbourne and carried his bags, and gave him a fag (?have you got a light boy) ?Ere! where do you come from (!Gnome-ans land, hehe) ?Oh really In the morning when i wake up he was sitting on the edge of my bed with his brother who's name was Fred He brought him along to sing me a song Alright let's hear it ?Ere! what's that clicking noise (!That's Fred, he's a metro-gnome, haha) Hah hah hah Hee hee hee I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me Hah hah hah Hee hee hee I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me (?Own up, I'm a gnome, ain't I) ?Haven't you got a home to go to (...No, we're gnome-ads) ?Didn't they teach you to get your hair cut at school !you look like a rolling gnome (Not at the London school of eco-gnome-ics) Now they're staying up me chimney (!and we're living on caviar and honey (hurray and they're earning me lots of money Writing comedy pros for radio shows ...It's the er) It's the gnome-service of course (!One more time Hah hah hah Hee hee hee I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me (Hah hah hah Hee hee hee (oh really I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me
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