ויש עוד משפטים נהדרים..
Cordelia: "It was a nightmare, a total nightmare. I mean, they promised me they´d take me to St. Croix, and then they just decide to go to Tuscany. Art and buildings? I was totally beachless for a month and a half. No one has suffered like I have suffered. Of course, I think that that kind of adversity builds character. Well, then I thought, ´I already have a lot of character.´ Is it possible to have too much character?" Snyder: "One day, the campus is completely bare, empty. The next, there are children everywhere...like locusts. Crawling around, mindlessly bent on feeding and mating. Destroying everything in sight in their relentless, pointless desire to exist." Xander: "Yo, G-Man! What´s up?" Giles: "Nice to see you, and don´t ever call me that." Giles: "Yes. I must consult my books." Xander: "Oh, 8 minutes and 33 seconds, pay up. I called 10 minutes before you´d consult your books about something. Thank you." Willow: "What were you thinking about?" Buffy: "Nothin´." Xander: "Oh, come on, you can tell us. We´re your bosom friends. The friends of your bosom." Xander: "Dreams are meaningful." Willow: "Sheesh, tell me about it. The other night, I dreamt that Xander--uh, it wasn´t Xander. I-In fact, it wasn´t me. It was a friend´s dream, and she doesn´t remember it." Xander: "Oh, hey, did you guys hear that Cibo Matto´s gonna´ be at the Bronze tonight?" Willow: "Cibo Matto? They´re playing?" Xander: "No, Willow, they´re gonna´ be clog dancing." Willow: "Cibo Matto can clog dance?! Oh, sarcasm, right." Cordelia: "Oh, look, it´s the Three Musketeers." Buffy: "Was that an insult?" Xander: "It kinda´ lacked punch." Willow: "The Three Musketeers were cool." Cordelia: "I see your point." Xander: "I would´ve gone with Stooges." Cordelia: "Well, I just meant that you guys always hang out together. So, did you guys fight any demons this summer?" Willow: "Uh, yes, our own personal demons." Xander: "Uh, such as--as--as lust and, um, thrift." Buffy: "I would have to go with Stooges also." Cordelia: "What are you guys talking about? I´m talking about big, squiggly demons that come from the ground. Remember? Prom Night? With all the vampires?" Buffy: "Cordelia, your mouth is open. Sound is coming from it. This is never good." Cordelia: "Your secret´s safe with me." Buffy: "Well, that works out great. You won´t tell anyone that I´m a Slayer, and I won´t tell anyone you´re a moron." Xander: "Now that was a good insult." Cordelia: "Buffy? You´re really campaigning for bitch of the year, aren´t you?" Buffy: "As defending champion, you nervous?" Willow: "She´s possessed!" Giles: "Possessed?" Willow: "That´s the only explanation that makes any sense. I mean, you should have seen her last night. That wasn´t Buffy." Xander: "Are we overlooking the idea that she may be very attracted to me?" Willow and Giles: "..." Xander: "She´s possessed." Giles: "Possessed by what?" Willow: "A...possessing thing!" Willow: "Why else would she be acting like such a B-I-T-C-H?" Giles: "Willow, I think we´re a little too old to be spelling things out." Xander: "A bitca?" Xander: "That´s a very interesting point about trout you just brought up now." Giles: "Trout? Trout! Yes, uh, trout is-is a fish." Willow: "What would somebody want with Master bones?" Xander: "A trophy? Um, a horrible conversation piece?" Snyder: "There´s some things I can just smell. It´s like a sixth sense." Giles: "Well, actually, that would be one of the five." Snyder: "You really have faith in those kids, don´t you?" Giles: "Yes, I do." Snyder: "Weird." Buffy: "´Come to the Bronze before it opens, or we make her our meal.´" Xander: "They´re gonna´ cook her dinner? Oh, pretend I didn´t say that." Buffy: "You´re a vampire. Oh, I´m sorry. Is that an offensive term? Should I say ´Undead American´?" Xander: "If Buffy´s about to lose it, I think we should be trying to reach minimum safe distance." Angel: "We need you to distract the vampires." Buffy: "Right." Angel: "What are you gonna´ do?" Buffy: "I´m gonna´ kill them all. That ought to distract them." Cordelia: "What an ordeal. And you know what the worst part is?" Ms. Calendar: "Hmm?" Cordelia: "It stays with you forever. No matter what they tell you, none of that rust and blood and grime comes out. I mean, you can dry clean ´til Judgment Day. You´re living with those stains." Ms. Calendar: "Yeah, that´s the worst part of being hung upside-down by a vampire who wants to slit your throat: the stains." Cordelia: "I hear ya´." Giles: "What are you going to do? Crawl inside a cave for the rest of your life?" Buffy: "Would it have cable?" Xander: "Well, we could grind our enemies into talcum powder with a sledgehammer, but gosh, we did that last night." אז נסחפתי קצת.. אני אוהבת את הפרק
כתיבה פשוט נהדרת של ג´וס..
לעונה החמישית של באפי ולעונה השנייה של אנג´ל. באשר לעונה הראשונה של אנג´ל, זה תלוי בכם, אם אתם רוצים תסמנו, אם לא- לא. אנחנו לא מחייבות את זה. יש לנו סקר חדש- מהו פרק פתיחת העונה הכי טוב לדעתכם?
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