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She beams, but her sisters look slightly ill at this pronouncement. Dissolve to the Captain’s apartment; the girls have returned.) Captain: You’re not pulling my prosthetic leg, are you? Blossom: No, sir! Lefty said he would never fight with you again, either. (Cut back and forth between the two men’s apartments. The girls are seen on each couch.) Lefty: Then consider the— Captain: —Ministry of Pain— Lefty: —history! (Overhead view of the girls in flight.) Bubbles: (to Blossom) I hope you know what you’re doing! Blossom: Don’t worry. My plans always work. (Snap to black. A hinge creaks, and the Captain appears—the view is inside his closet.) Captain: Alone at last! (Cut to the view from Lefty’s closet.) Lefty: Together at last! (A blue glove is slowly eased onto a hand and pulled tight; then a foot is slowly advanced into a red shoe. Next a zipper is pulled carefully up to zip a blue outfit with a white star on the front—the Captain’s uniform. The zipping stops briefly so he can tuck his entire flabby, hairy chest in, then continues the rest of the way up. A belt is slowly pulled across the waist of a red outfit and secured, and in close-up, we see Lefty pull a blue mask onto his eyes. The next close-up is of the top of the Captain’s head; he pulls the hood of his uniform into place. Camera pulls back; we now see him in his greatly faded glory, with a red cape trailing behind him. He is still wearing his dark glasses.) Captain: Watch out, Ministry of Pain! (Cut to Lefty, now also fully dressed.) Lefty: Because here we come at the speed of light! (Split-screen view: Lefty in his apartment on the left, the Captain in his on the right. Both walk slowly o.c.) (Cut to a ringing alarm bell and pull back. Mastermind has a sack of loot over his shoulder.) Mastermind: Counterpart! Cohort! Hurry up! (He walks o.c. Counterpart follows, carrying an armload of diamonds, and Cohort is last, toting one of his own—one diamond, that is. Outside, they emerge onto the street; the place is in fact a jewelry store. Cohort holds the door.) Mastermind: Thank you…Wait. (pointing o.c.) What’s that in the sky? (In the sky, something is flying around erratically.) Cohort: It’s a feather. Counterpart: I think it’s a plastic bag. (The Captain settles to the ground.) Mastermind: No, it’s just a flying has-been. (The Captain falls on his face. After a moment, he stands up, his back cracking as he does so.) Captain: Not so fast, Ministry of Pain! (The criminals go past him as fast as they can. After several steps, he turns around.) Captain: I said, not so fast! Mastermind: (now o.c.) Keep running, boys! (Cut to him.) He’ll never catch us at this rate! (Lefty reaches into view to stop the trio.) Lefty: (from o.c.) Halt! (They do so; pull back to bring him into view.) When Captain Righteous says, “Not so fast,” you should either slow down, or preferably stop! Captain: What in Sam Hill are you doin’ here? Lefty: I’m…your right-hand man, Lefty. Right? Captain: Oh, no, you don’t. You’re here for all the glory and none of the work! Lefty: Now don’t start that again, you old windbag! Captain: I work alone, Lefty. Lefty: Fine. (Cut to the Ministry; they turn their heads back and forth to follow the argument.) Captain: (from o.c.) Fine! Lefty: (from o.c.) Fine! Captain: (from o.c.) Fine! Lefty: (from o.c.) Fine! (Pull back.) Mastermind: All right, all right! You’re both fine! (rushing up to Lefty) Just get out of our way! (He shoves Lefty aside; the sidekick falls to the ground in slow motion, and the sound of cracking bone is heard when he lands.) Lefty: My hip! Captain: Lefty! (running toward him) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (He appears to be making good time, but the camera pulls back to show the entire block and the truth—he is going only slightly faster than his normal shuffle. He stops for breath halfway.) Captain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (He finally gets there.) Lefty: (crying in pain) Captain… Captain: (cradling him) Are you all right, Lefty? Lefty: Now that we’re together…I can’t fight. Captain: Well, I can’t fight without you! Lefty: You’ll…have to. (He sighs and passes out.) Captain: (dropping him) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (As he screams, he flies erratically toward the Ministry and falls on top of them. A moment later, an ambulance rolls up to the scene, its siren blaring. The image shrinks, becoming a graphic next to Whitfield at the news anchor desk.) Whitfield: This was the scene earlier today, when five senior citizens were rushed into intensive care. (Cut to the girls in their living room; they are watching the broadcast.) Whitfield: (on TV) Doctors report that they are not in critical condition. (Close-up of them. Bubbles and Buttercup glare at Blossom, sitting between them. As the report continues, she looks apologetically at each of them and then slides down o.c. from the couch.) Whitfield: (on TV) But they wonder how five elderly men could get into such a situation. And it is this reporter’s opinion that perhaps none of this would have happened— (The background for the end shot comes up, and the girls appear. Bubbles glares at a sad and sorry Blossom from the left, and Buttercup does the same from the right.) Whitfield: (voice over) —if the Powerpuff Girls would have just saved the day.