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sarah: "I'm sick of people obessing over the fact that i am straight. big deal I love penis." adam: "Sarah, who doesnt?" (In audience. Sandra Bullock is covering the ears of the child actor sitting next to her from The Blind Side) sarah: "I know." adam: "Each of the nominees in this category are very-" Sarah: "Is being straight everthing that I am? No! It's not everything that I am. I am a comedian who happens to like the opposite sex." Adam: "You know-" Sarah: "I love to scissor with dudes. Get over it America. It's 2010." Adam: "Maybe we should just show them the nominees." Sarah: "I can't get enough penis okay! I find them a delight to be around. I love the shapeshifting aspect. They're like you know when you water those tiny penis...*mumbles* that doesn't sound right" Adam: "The nominess for tonight's best comedy are" ואז המנחה I would just like everyone to know that I have slept with both Sarah and Adam, and only one of them likes penis.