QueenMaria
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QueenMaria
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בטח. שניה. אני אשלח לך במסר.
QueenMaria
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תראי בפרקים הבאים.
עכשיו בערך יש איזה 4 או 5 פרקים אם אנלא טועה שכולם קשורים לזה.
עכשיו בערך יש איזה 4 או 5 פרקים אם אנלא טועה שכולם קשורים לזה.
יוליאנה 2004
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סהכ 4 פרקים
QueenMaria
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הערות: אין. בלופרים: אין. ציטוטים: ISABEL: Even her romantic dreams are boring. BUDDHA: Excuse me. BUDDHA here. Yeah. When? Prepare the ship. Standby to beam us aboard. KYLE: Master? BUDDHA: Our enemies have arrived, Kyle. We must leave Earth and face the dark legion. KYLE: No, no, no, no. I’m here for inner peace, not that science fiction crap. KYLE:I’m not ready to be, like, a half-human, half-alien freakazoid. TESS: Uh, we prefer the term ‘hybrids’. KYLE: Like, just another person or animal, maybe. TESS: An animal? Like, you could have ended up a gopher or something! (Kyle reaches for Tess’ waffles.) KYLE: Could I have another- TESS: No! LIZ: Not that bad? Really? Why don’t you look at this? (Liz pulls out two pictures of Max from her apron pockets.) See! Obsession, obsession, obsession, obsession! MARIA: Okay, okay, you’re a Max-aholic. I’m here for you. What can I do? LIZ: Get me a life. SEAN: I’ll see you at home. MARIA: It’s not your home. MAX: Well, tell him the truth. You’ve been battling evil aliens for control of the planet and it’s hard to fit him in. (Tess walks up behind him and sees what he is doing, so she picks up the remote control and turns the TV on.) KYLE: Oh God, jeez. KYLE: Channel 15. (Tess changes the channel with the remote.) KYLE: Channel 23 (Tess changes the channel) KYLE: Unscrambled porn. (Tess changes again, and Kyle jumps up in triumph.) KYLE: I have become - (he turns and sees Tess behind him.) an idiot. TESS: Oh, but a cute one. Hey (Tess tosses the remote to Kyle) MARIA: Rule one, toilet seat is left down. Rule two, underwear are not left on the floor, no. Rule three, milk is poured into a glass, not directly consumed by the carton. Rule four - SEAN: There a lot of these rules? MARIA: Don’t worry, I’ll write them down for you, assuming of course, that you can read. SEAN: Of course. MARIA: Now, pay attention please. Rule four is very important. Leave Liz alone. MARIA: Look, I saw the way you looked at her, alright? ‘All grown up. I like it’ No, it’s not going to happen, Sean. MAX:Go get some sleep. You look. . . really bad. ISABEL: Thanks! SEAN: Yo, M. MARIA: M? No, see um. . . in the real world we use names. My name is Maria. MICHAEL: Maria’s loser cousin Sean. SEAN: Can I get some fries, tough guy? MICHAEL: No ISABEL: There’s something about her, Max. MAX: What do you mean? ISABEL: It’s like I know her.
הערות: אין. בלופרים: אין. ציטוטים: ISABEL: Even her romantic dreams are boring. BUDDHA: Excuse me. BUDDHA here. Yeah. When? Prepare the ship. Standby to beam us aboard. KYLE: Master? BUDDHA: Our enemies have arrived, Kyle. We must leave Earth and face the dark legion. KYLE: No, no, no, no. I’m here for inner peace, not that science fiction crap. KYLE:I’m not ready to be, like, a half-human, half-alien freakazoid. TESS: Uh, we prefer the term ‘hybrids’. KYLE: Like, just another person or animal, maybe. TESS: An animal? Like, you could have ended up a gopher or something! (Kyle reaches for Tess’ waffles.) KYLE: Could I have another- TESS: No! LIZ: Not that bad? Really? Why don’t you look at this? (Liz pulls out two pictures of Max from her apron pockets.) See! Obsession, obsession, obsession, obsession! MARIA: Okay, okay, you’re a Max-aholic. I’m here for you. What can I do? LIZ: Get me a life. SEAN: I’ll see you at home. MARIA: It’s not your home. MAX: Well, tell him the truth. You’ve been battling evil aliens for control of the planet and it’s hard to fit him in. (Tess walks up behind him and sees what he is doing, so she picks up the remote control and turns the TV on.) KYLE: Oh God, jeez. KYLE: Channel 15. (Tess changes the channel with the remote.) KYLE: Channel 23 (Tess changes the channel) KYLE: Unscrambled porn. (Tess changes again, and Kyle jumps up in triumph.) KYLE: I have become - (he turns and sees Tess behind him.) an idiot. TESS: Oh, but a cute one. Hey (Tess tosses the remote to Kyle) MARIA: Rule one, toilet seat is left down. Rule two, underwear are not left on the floor, no. Rule three, milk is poured into a glass, not directly consumed by the carton. Rule four - SEAN: There a lot of these rules? MARIA: Don’t worry, I’ll write them down for you, assuming of course, that you can read. SEAN: Of course. MARIA: Now, pay attention please. Rule four is very important. Leave Liz alone. MARIA: Look, I saw the way you looked at her, alright? ‘All grown up. I like it’ No, it’s not going to happen, Sean. MAX:Go get some sleep. You look. . . really bad. ISABEL: Thanks! SEAN: Yo, M. MARIA: M? No, see um. . . in the real world we use names. My name is Maria. MICHAEL: Maria’s loser cousin Sean. SEAN: Can I get some fries, tough guy? MICHAEL: No ISABEL: There’s something about her, Max. MAX: What do you mean? ISABEL: It’s like I know her.
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