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בראש ובראשונה, מרשל קאץ'פרייז - MARSHALL ''Lawyered!''
Marshall: I think we're going to wait on the baby thing. I mean I love babies. Babies rule. Pudgy arms and stuff. But, uh, they make you old. Kinda like this anchor weighing you down to one spot... forever. Claire: I'm three months pregnant. Marshall: [surprised] Not awkward, guys. Not awkward if we don't let it be awkward.
Barney: Ted, your problem is all you do is think, think, think. I'm teaching you how to do, do, do. Marshall: Doo-doo! [laughs] Barney: [chuckles] Totally.
Marshall: I'm not a gay pirate, I have sex with my parrot all the time! [there is an awkward silence] Marshall: OK, that came out wrong. (בהלוואין, כשמרשל מתחפש לג'ק ספארו ולילי לתוכי)
Marshall: A drumroll? So what? that's it? You just said good night, went home and... performed the drum solo? \ )כשטד חוזר מהחתונה לאחר שפגש את ויקטוריה ומספר למרשל ולילי)
Robin: So what was it, a cockroach or a mouse? Lily: It was a cockamouse! Robin: What? Lily: It's some sort of mutant combination of the two. It's as if a cockroach and a mouse, you know... Barney: Did the horizontal, ten-legged, interspecies cha-cha? Robin: So it was a cocka-potato-mouse? Marshall: Don't make this sound ridiculous. It's a cockamouse.
Marshall: Look at us, riding around in a limo, eating hot dogs... It's like we're the president.
Future Ted: Kids, I tell you a lot of inappropriate stories, but there's no way in hell I'm telling you this one. Don't worry, it wasn't that great. Marshall: [staring goggle-eyed at Victoria] That is the greatest story ever! (אחרי שויקטוריה מספרת את הסוד הכי משפיל שלה)
Barney: [To Ted] Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession. Marshall: Do you really think that’s true? Barney: Oh yeah, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers an extra fish for putting out. Marshall: Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been lawyered!
Lily: We should come up with a whole new last name. Marshall: Oh, that's easy; Lily and Marshall Skywalker. Lily: Lily and Marshall Hasselhoff. Marshall: Oh, got it. Lily and Marshall Awesome. Hey have you met the Awesomes? Lily, Marshall, their son Totally, and their daughter Freaking?
Ted: I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW! Marshall: I know, I know, and I love it! [Ted rips off window crank] Yeah, that is awesome! [to taxi driver] Sir, we'd be happy to cover the cost of that window crank! I love angry Ted! Ted: So do I!
Ted: I never said I was gonna get back together with her. But I was thinking, she's new in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave her a call? Marshall: No, no, Ted, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one, supervolcano. Number two, an asteroid hits the earth. Number three, all footage of Evil Knievel is lost. Number four, Ted calls Karen. Number five, Lily gets eaten by a shark. Lily: I'm Lily and I approve the order of that list.
Barney: I'm - wait for it - in - wait for it - love - wait for it - with - wait for it - a -wait for it - certain - wait for it... Marshall: I KNOW YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ROBIN!
Marshall: Guys, I don't know what to say, I mean it's Thanksgiving, but thanks just doesn't seem like its enough. Ted: Come on buddy, you would have done the same thing for us. Marshall: Yeah, I would and you know why? 'Cause I love you guys and I'm gonna show you how much: Ted Mosby, Robin Scherbatsky, I bequeath unto you...the Fourth Slap. [Ted and Robin are shocked] סלאספגיבינג2
Lily: It’s time, baby. Marshall: [crying] I will never love again! Lily: No, Marshall, you must! And after an appropriate number of years you should find someone else - someone like that busty delivery girl from that one time and...plow her like a cornfield. [hiccups and dies; Marshall cries] [at Lily's funeral] Pastor: ...and so Marshall, to honor Lily, you must find that busty delivery girl from that one time, and plow her like a cornfield. [Ted, Robin, and Barney comfort Marshall, who's still crying] [An appropriate number of years later, Marshall hears a knock at the door and opens it to reveal the delivery girl] Busty Delivery Girl: Delivery for Marshall Eriksen. Marshall: [looks up at heaven] This is for you, Lil. [to Busty Delivery Girl while opening his shirt] Where do I sign? (מה שמרשל עושה כדי לפנטז על נשים אחרות
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בראש ובראשונה, מרשל קאץ'פרייז - MARSHALL ''Lawyered!''
בקיצור, אני מדברת על הפרק האחרון של העונה הרביעית, כשרובין מספרת ללילי ומרשל שהיא שמעה שברני אומר שהוא מאוהב בה. ואז הציטוטים הגאוניים של מרשל הם כבר רבים... אבל הפעם במקום כל השיחה אני אכתוב בעיקר את הפאנצ'ים, וסליחה מראש על שגיאות כתיב שיהיו, אני ממש איומה באנגלית
