Frum man seeks female
Frum man seeks female for biblical role playing Lets face it.We are frum Jews who get our instructions from the Torah.So why not have sex the way they do it in the bible? I propose a weekend of debauchery of biblical proportions. First we can do it Adam & Eve style.Thats when we experiment with all forms of beastiality until we realize that we are supposed to do it with eachother. Then we can try it Avraham & Sarah style.You would pretend to be my sister, and we would rock the tent until all the neighbors wake up and report us for incest. Or how about Samson and Delilah style....First we shave all the hair off of our bodies and then get so rough that we knock the walls down. Personally, I like King David & Batsheva style.You would have to bathe naked on your rooftop,I would spy on you with binoculars,then I would send your husband away to the front lines of battle to get killed, and I would have you dragged to my castle and have my way with you. Yehuda & Tamar style.... you dress up like a prostitute and I buy your services.Then I rip off your mask, realize you are my daughter-in-law, and I offer you my gold watch to keep your mouth shut! Onan style... We do it outdoors so that during coitus interruptus I can pull out and spray my load all over the ground Kahane & Rav style.... thats when we invite all of our friends to hide under the bed and watch and learn from our grand love making techniques. We can skip Moses style because a burning bush is nothing to be proud of in the bedroom. Achashverosh & Esther style....thats when we get naked and have sex inside a walk-in freezer, because Rashi says that sex is best when its very,very cold. How about Rabbi Akiva style....Thats when I bang you so hard you will remember it for 14 years. Nebuchadnezzar style.... thats when you excite me to the point where my erection grows to over 200 cubits long, turns into a snake and attempts to eat everyone in the room And for the finale.... we can do it Rabbi Schneerson style...thats when you get to see moshiach coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
