ZeevRozenek
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Aviation Story, Millis type
John and Bill go on a long x-country flight throughot the U.S.A. and when they fly over some part of Minnesota they hit bad weather, overcast all over with thunderstorms so they deside to land on a small dirt-road leading to a dairy farm. They walk to the farm, knocj on the door and ask the lady there: Sorry we came as intruders, but we had to make a landing. Could we spend the night here and fly away 1st thing tommorrow morning? Sorry boys, says the lady. I`m a widdow and the people around this area are old-fashioned, real red-necks, and I do`nt want to create gossip, but you can stay in the barn if you wish. So the spend the night in the barn and take off the following morning.After exactly 9 months John gets a letter from a lawyer in Minnesota claiming to represent a certain Mis Jones. What the hell do I have to do with people in Minessota, thinks John, and then he racalls the night he spent in a farm there. Immediately he calls his friend. Bill, he says, do you remember the night we spent in a barn in Minnesota? Yea that widdow there, says Bill. Didn`t you by chance got out of the barn that night and slipped into her bed?, asks John. Yeah, answers Bill, I didn`t tell you that at that time in order not to make you jealous. And didn`t you introduce yourself in MY name, says John. Yeah, says Bill, I played a trick om you but now I appologize. No need to appologize, says John. That widdo died and left me ALL her property.... ZeevRozenek, Modena, Italia, . .-
John and Bill go on a long x-country flight throughot the U.S.A. and when they fly over some part of Minnesota they hit bad weather, overcast all over with thunderstorms so they deside to land on a small dirt-road leading to a dairy farm. They walk to the farm, knocj on the door and ask the lady there: Sorry we came as intruders, but we had to make a landing. Could we spend the night here and fly away 1st thing tommorrow morning? Sorry boys, says the lady. I`m a widdow and the people around this area are old-fashioned, real red-necks, and I do`nt want to create gossip, but you can stay in the barn if you wish. So the spend the night in the barn and take off the following morning.After exactly 9 months John gets a letter from a lawyer in Minnesota claiming to represent a certain Mis Jones. What the hell do I have to do with people in Minessota, thinks John, and then he racalls the night he spent in a farm there. Immediately he calls his friend. Bill, he says, do you remember the night we spent in a barn in Minnesota? Yea that widdow there, says Bill. Didn`t you by chance got out of the barn that night and slipped into her bed?, asks John. Yeah, answers Bill, I didn`t tell you that at that time in order not to make you jealous. And didn`t you introduce yourself in MY name, says John. Yeah, says Bill, I played a trick om you but now I appologize. No need to appologize, says John. That widdo died and left me ALL her property.... ZeevRozenek, Modena, Italia, . .-