ARE YOU A BITCH?
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says ``I`m a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist`` The second guy says ``I`m a D.I.N.K, you know.... Double Income, No Kids.`` The third guy says, ``I`m a R.U.B., you know...Rich, Urban, Biker.`` They turn to the woman and ask her, ``What are you?`` She replies: ``I`m a WIFE, you now.... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.`` A second gal answers their question before they even ask it: ``BITCH.`` ``What exactly is a BITCH?!?``, they ask in unison. ``Babe In Total Control of Herself.`` So ladies, next time somebody calls you ``Bitch`` -SMILE...and say ``Thank You!`` MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY! PASS THIS ONE ON TO AS MANY WOMEN YOU KNOW!
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says ``I`m a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist`` The second guy says ``I`m a D.I.N.K, you know.... Double Income, No Kids.`` The third guy says, ``I`m a R.U.B., you know...Rich, Urban, Biker.`` They turn to the woman and ask her, ``What are you?`` She replies: ``I`m a WIFE, you now.... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.`` A second gal answers their question before they even ask it: ``BITCH.`` ``What exactly is a BITCH?!?``, they ask in unison. ``Babe In Total Control of Herself.`` So ladies, next time somebody calls you ``Bitch`` -SMILE...and say ``Thank You!`` MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY! PASS THIS ONE ON TO AS MANY WOMEN YOU KNOW!