ZeevRozenek
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airline joke
A fellow by-passes a long line at the ticket counter in the airport, throws the ticket at the ticket-agent and says: -I would like to board this flight-. -sorry, sir, says the ticke agent. You`d have to stand in line- -Do you know who I am?- he shouts at her -No sir- she says, picks up the public-address mike and announces: Ladies and gentlemen. I have a person here who forgot his own identity. Anybody cna help? - -the person, red-faced, mutters- F..k you Sorry sir, she says, you`d have to stand in line for that too... ZeevRozenek,Modena,Italy
A fellow by-passes a long line at the ticket counter in the airport, throws the ticket at the ticket-agent and says: -I would like to board this flight-. -sorry, sir, says the ticke agent. You`d have to stand in line- -Do you know who I am?- he shouts at her -No sir- she says, picks up the public-address mike and announces: Ladies and gentlemen. I have a person here who forgot his own identity. Anybody cna help? - -the person, red-faced, mutters- F..k you Sorry sir, she says, you`d have to stand in line for that too... ZeevRozenek,Modena,Italy