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gogatsu

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4 צ'אן משעשעים אותי...

אז אני חולקת את זה איתכם. ציטוטים של "סוגי קוספליירים" כפי שהוגדרו שם... תבדקו אם אתם מזהים כאלה גם בארץ XP Stereotype: Death Note Cosplayers Definition: Fail Stereotype: group leeches Definition: People who jump in with people who are cosplaying from a similar series just because of that fact and for no other reason. Stereotype: Con Mooch Definition: That one asshole friend that you take along to the con that doesn't do their fair share. (ie assholes that dont pay their way, think that they can get away w/o helping w gas money, food, ect) These people might also borrow cosplays, money, or clothing from you without proper thanks/retribution. Stereotype: The Hotshot Definition: That one cosplayer who thinks they're hot shit and thinks they are the best cosplayer for the character that they're cosplaying that day and find some way to publicly prove to everyone that he/she is the best or will brag to those around him/her as to why they are the best. Stereotype: One character wonder Cosplayer Definition: The cosplayer that thinks they are so good at their "signature character" that they have the last word and are the end all be all of that one costume/chara. They over use that costume or do ALL of that one character's outfits without fail. They are annoying as hell and are HUGE attention whores. Stereotype: The Jealous Asskisser Definition: The cosplayer who will repeatedly make contempt laced compliments while either wearing the same costume or planning on making the costume. Stereotype: The Overcosplayer Definition: That stupid attention whore that brings more than 6 costumes to a convention and changes nearly every hour to get this photoshoot and that photoshoot with so and so and needs to go to these gatherings but change in time for this gathering. Stereotype: The faux-cosplayer Definition: The retard that thinks cat ears, a random fuku, kimono, a naruto headband, or some hot topic outfit is cosplay. Most of the time this person is obese, unkempt, in their mid teens, pizza faced, and smells unpleasant. They try their hardest to seem "UNiQUE" at the con, sometimes seen with badly/brightly colored hair. Stereotype: the retard Definition: the person who has to do something retarded at the con and end up having to spend the night cosplaying a rape yaoi. Stereotype: cross-dresser Definition: generally a large, hairy, middle-aged guy dressed as a magical girl. (therefore scarring all at con) or some chick dressed as some bishonin to play out some yoai fantasy of theirs. Stereotype: The Attention Whore Cosplayer Definition: People who cosplay characters who wear plain clothes (Takumi from Initial D, Shinji Ikari from Evangelion etc.) and think that they'll get a million and one pictures taken of themselves. Often they bear no resemblance to the character they're cosplaying as and just look like a guy wearing a plain suit. Stereotype:hot cosplayers Definition: a rare breed of cosplayer, this species tends to either be attention whores or rather elusive and shy avoiding the painfully obvious pedos at most cons and the horny teens their age.
 

gogatsu

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המשך

Stereotype: The sad boy with a nice camera Definition: Attempts to get close to cute girls by waggling his large .. lens.. Takes shit photos despite decent equipment. Will throw arm around girl given the chance. Stereotype: Mecha Cosplayer Defintion: The few among the cosplay community who get by on craftsmanship rather than looks (without being called furfags) Stereotype: The gay reverse trap Definition: Every straight girls worst nightmare. Stereotype: Furry Definition: Wants to sleep with anyone or their stuffed animal, and wants to do it while still wearing their fursuit. jealous fatty definition: hates anyone good-looking or anyone with a good cosplay. especially hates all asians and labels them as all photo-shop Stereotype: The Ball Jointed Doll Owner Definition: Desperate fangirls (or gay fanboys) who are almost always batshit insane, thinks the doll has its own own soul and personality. Will spend more money and time on the doll's appearance than they ever do on their own. Stereotype: J-rock/j-Pop fans Definition: Only come out at night during conventions and fag up the dances with their shitty industrial rock. TheOriginal Character Cosplayer Definition: Someone who takes five minutes to make an original character, possibly from naruto or another popular series and expects to be invited into every group photo of that anime. Stereotype: The BURANDO Whore Definition: A fan of lolita fashion who refuses to wear anything but brand name outfits. Will sell their soul and/or all of their their manga to afford every new piece, tends to look down on others not in BURANDO. Most tend to be larger in size than what the clothes are made for, will squeeze themselves in accordingly. Stereotype: "Has it been done?" Definition: Cosplays only rare, obscure costumes hidden in the back of old art books, usually more than half the costumer's age, and doesn't understand why no one seems to recognize Usagi's outfit from the half-finished sketch tucked in the binding edge of page 64 of the volume 8 illustration book. Alternatively, scours Japanese websites for promo shots of characters that won't hit Japanese airwaves for three more months, then proudly declares that "Background Girl #3" is their favorite character in the whole show. Stereotype: Long line Oasis Definition: Very rare. Cool person who will strike up a conversation in a long waiting line, show you the stuff they bought, ask about your costume, bitch about the events, etc. Picture? They usually don't cosplay. Sterotype: The Elegant Gothic Lolita (also Gosu Loli) Definition: 95% are 'doing it wrong' according to lolita websites like LJ's EGL. Actual rate of success varies, most of the fail thinks Hot Topic is the ideal store for outfits. Has a habit of reading Shoujo Beat. Stereotype: DS machina Definition: Will only speak to you in pictochat. Through the sassy observations and funny doodles they make you decide they're the coolest person ever and you must hunt them down. But damn it all you will never find them. Stereotype: What are you even doing here? Definition: no camera, no badge, no costume, but socializing with cosplayers outside and chainsmoking. Stereotype: Easy there, tiger. Definition: minor dispute that was reaching a resolution is suddenly torn asunder by a low-rank staff member (fat neckbeard) who feels like his badge is a second cock and starts yelling at everyone in a ten foot vicinity like he's fucking Darth Vader and he's most displeased with our apparent lack of progress. Fuck, my hearing. Stereotype: If she were legal... Definition: Cute, shy girl who gets the courage to tell you she thinks you have a great costume and she loves the character. (I really need to dress as Big Boss again.) Stereotype: Here's my fake e-mail address! Definition: Fun albeit energetic girl who tags along with you after a photoshoot and is pretty fun to be around. However you would not be caught dead with them on the street, and frankly that bag they got at the yaoi panel is a little too full for my comfort. Stereotype: That looks uncomfortable Definition: Are those real? Stereotype: Ice Queen Definition: Great costume, great body but...Beauty is only skin deep. The Ice Queen is cruel, crisp in her retorts and has nothing but mean shit to say to you. May god help you if you want a picture of her. Stereotype: Squall Definition: whatever Stereotype: Cosplayer One-Trick Pony Definition: Cosplayer been wearing the same outfit for years now at multiple cons. Refuses to retire it. Stereotype: One character, 5 million variations Definition: Obsessed cosplayer picks one character and ONLY will cosplay that character by doing every variation possible Stereotype: *groan* Definition: The guy cosplaying as a badass character, but via lack of skill or resemblance to said character, makes them look like a total pussy. Stereotype: nostalgia Definition: his cosplay is not that good, but you all remember the character he's cosplaying from a show aired when you were 5 years old. that automaticly makes him a big shot almost as much as the guys who actually made effort to make a good cosplay. Stereotype: The Benchmark Definition: Seriously, don't even bother trying to upstage him.
 

coral chan

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../images/Emo210.gif ממש אהבתי! נהנתי לקרוא 3:

וזה כל כך נכון. XD רק סטראוטיפ אחד עדיין אין בארץ - זה שמחליף תחפושת לאורך היום.
 

gogatsu

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כנראה עוד לא יצא לך לפגוש אותם ^^

אבל הם קיימים.
 

Serf SaN

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לא קראתי את השני |עצלן|

אבל הראשון - הכל נכון בו. XD וכן יש כאלה שמחליפים קוספליים באמצע היום, קורל. XD
 

coral chan

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../images/Emo210.gif היא לא הייתה עם תחפושת

ואז החליפה לבגדים רגילים? @_@ כנראה אני מפספסת כאלו דברים. בעיקר בגלל שבאתי לכנס הזה לאיזה חמש שעות.
 

Serf SaN

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ממ. היא באה עם תחפושת של תותים כזאת,

ואח"כ לבמה עם קוספליי אחר ביחד עם סבטה. XD אמ.. וגם כשהייתי בדוכן הרשמה לקוספליי, היו מספיק אנשים שאמרו לי שיש להם שני תחפושות, והם מתכוונים להחליף מאחורי הבמה. XD ואז באה עינב ומחקה את כולם~~ XDD
 

akane

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כי זה היה בלתי אפשרי >.<

והם בחיים לא היו מספיקים להחליף בזמן :ם וגם היו יותר מידי אנשים גם ככה @_@;;;;
 

akane

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חחחחח ענק! XDDDDDDD

תסמכו על 4 צ'אן לסדר את כל המונחים האלה XD איך אין אף קטגורייה לגבי הזונות שיש להם הרבבבבה כסף ומזמינים את הקוספליי הכי יקר בעולם מאי-ביי/ תופר-קוספליי-מומחה? ם.ם ומה שמצחיק זה שאפשר ליצור קטגוריה כמעט לכל דבר בקוספליי. אם מסננים את כל האנשים שנכנסים לקטגוריות האלה אנחנו נשארים בלי אף אחד בכנס P:
 

XannieChan

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חחחחח קראתי את זה שם ליפני כמה ימים

זה כל כך נכון אבל.
 

AfroPetel

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היי זה היה עשוי טוב, לא רק נוסטלגי XD

ואני גם זה שהביא את הרעיון ככה שאני מרגיש אחראי XD וזה כל כך נכון XDD אולי קוספליירי מכה עוד לא, אבל לפי מה שאני רואה הרבה מתכננים ככה שזה גם נכנס לרשימה XD כל השאר נכון כל כך XD
 
זה היה עשוי מצויין!

אבל בכל זאת, ההתלהבות היתה לא בגלל האיכות אלא בגלל שזה שמנטף XD אם כי זה היה גם גאוני בנוסף לנוסטלגי XDD
 

Sezuke

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מעולה XD

כ"כ אמיתי ונכון. ברמות. היו כמה ברשימה הזאת שהרגו אותי XD תהרגו אותי, אבל הצורת התבטאות של 4צ'אנרים קורעת אותי XDD
 
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