marinegirl16
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חיפשתי מתכונים בקבוצות בפייסבוק(ממש שיעמם לי!)... ומצאתי את זה - כן זה ארוך רצח ובאנגלית אבל שווה לקרוא! לי זה העלה חיוך... YOU KNOW YOU HAVE CELIAC DISEASE: if you dont remember what crackers are supposed to taste like. if you bring "special" beer to the party, and don't share. if you actually have nightmares about reading labels. if you compare all of your food to "normal-people-food." if you call all your relatives when you get sick. It MUST be becase something you ate has been cross-contaminated. if you cry when you discover a new way to make gluten-free bread. And call all your relatives. if you know that Xantham Gum is not for chewing. if you don't lick stamps. if you have a nose. if your mother is afraid to do the cooking if you sit on the phone with a pharmacy for an hour to find out what type of starch they use just so that you can take a generic Tylenol and be-rid of your headache. if you know that spelt is a distant cousin of wheat, but buckwheat is not related to wheat at all. if the construction workers working on the house next door to you can EASILY substitute your bread for one of their bricks. if your grandmother INSISTS that you don't have celiac, you're just “suffering from malabsorption” if you burst into tears of relief at the sight of the words "gluten free" stamped on the corner of the Nestle hot cocoa mix. if people at summer camps roll their eyes and tell you to "stop annoying the junior waiters with your stupid low carb diet because you're skinny enough already" if you actually KNOW what an anti-TTG and an IGA blood test are.
חיפשתי מתכונים בקבוצות בפייסבוק(ממש שיעמם לי!)... ומצאתי את זה - כן זה ארוך רצח ובאנגלית אבל שווה לקרוא! לי זה העלה חיוך... YOU KNOW YOU HAVE CELIAC DISEASE: if you dont remember what crackers are supposed to taste like. if you bring "special" beer to the party, and don't share. if you actually have nightmares about reading labels. if you compare all of your food to "normal-people-food." if you call all your relatives when you get sick. It MUST be becase something you ate has been cross-contaminated. if you cry when you discover a new way to make gluten-free bread. And call all your relatives. if you know that Xantham Gum is not for chewing. if you don't lick stamps. if you have a nose. if your mother is afraid to do the cooking if you sit on the phone with a pharmacy for an hour to find out what type of starch they use just so that you can take a generic Tylenol and be-rid of your headache. if you know that spelt is a distant cousin of wheat, but buckwheat is not related to wheat at all. if the construction workers working on the house next door to you can EASILY substitute your bread for one of their bricks. if your grandmother INSISTS that you don't have celiac, you're just “suffering from malabsorption” if you burst into tears of relief at the sight of the words "gluten free" stamped on the corner of the Nestle hot cocoa mix. if people at summer camps roll their eyes and tell you to "stop annoying the junior waiters with your stupid low carb diet because you're skinny enough already" if you actually KNOW what an anti-TTG and an IGA blood test are.