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באחד המאמרים שאני קוראת לעבודה שאני עושה על אינטרנט מצאתי את הקטע הבא...מדובר בבחור מגרמניה שנשאל מדוע הוא בחר בניק אשר משמש אותו בחדרי הצ'אט וזו היתה תשובתו... זה באנגלית ויש לו גם כמה שגיאות אבל זה מצחיק בטירוף
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באחד המאמרים שאני קוראת לעבודה שאני עושה על אינטרנט מצאתי את הקטע הבא...מדובר בבחור מגרמניה שנשאל מדוע הוא בחר בניק אשר משמש אותו בחדרי הצ'אט וזו היתה תשובתו... זה באנגלית ויש לו גם כמה שגיאות אבל זה מצחיק בטירוף
...Once upon a time, in the golden days of the net.society there was peace and understanding among the net.people, who used to treat themselves with respect and honor. Those were the days, when that who calles himself "cLoNehEAd" in the irc, was not known as "cLoNehEAd", but as "bonehead" the peaceful. He was given the name by his friends because of the "bony" anatomy of his face. The days went by and bonehead explored the marvels of Cyberspace and enjoyed them a lot. Then one fine day, clouds of mischief and terror darkened the previously bright horizon of bonehead cyberland. It all began with an email. But before that, we have to take a look at the situation, bonehead lived in, when he was in the so-called "real world", I mean the one with all the cars, the buildings and the insurance-companies in it. Bonehead was a student. Bonehead had made a career move and became tutor for the internet. The job paid a few bucks and bonehead could do, what he enjoyed most, namely : wander through the wonders of Cyberland. But the so-called "real World" didn't stop revolving, which can be a disadvantage, as it contains not only cars, buildings and insurance-companies, but also some misleaded jerks, miscreants of an unthinkable kind, that spend their time shaving their heads, wearing Nazi-Uniforms and burning down houses of foreigners. Bonehead received an e-mail. It was sent from one of the students of his internet-course. The contents made the blood on our little hero's veins freeze. His fellow_netter had discovered a painful fact, a fact that would tear down all of boneheads net.identity ; a fact that would change his Cyber.life from one day to another at 180 degrees. He would have to begin from the start. All lost, thousands of .ircrc's would have to be rewritten, thousands of notify-entrys would have to be changed, millions of friends had to be informed, the amount of the incident was unspeakable. The fact that his fellow_netter found out was the following : The misleaded jerks, miscreants of the unthinkable kind, that spend their time shaving their heads, wearing Nazi-Uniforms and burning down foreigner's houses did not only shave their heads, wear Nazi-Uniforms and burn down foreigner's houses, no, they did more : they called themselves "BONEHEADS". Our little hero was desperate. what if someone mistook him on the net for a misleaded jerk, a miscreant of an unthinkable kind, that spends his time shaving his heads, wearing Nazi- Uniforms and burning down houses of foreigners? Bonehead certainly did NOT want to be mistaken for a misleaded jerk, miscreant of (...you get the idea...). Something had to be done. Our little now nameless hero pondered and pondered. use his initials? BKW - sounded like a german car! he arrived at a very important conclusion : He had to clone his nickname. As soon as this thought flashed through his brain he had the answer : daehenoB ! thats it! "bonehead" reversed! sounds like an announce of revolution against the misleaded jerks! But stop! wouldn't that imply being a "leaded" jerk, shaving his feet, wearing nothing at all, and throwing water-balloons into the houses of unguilty foreign families? Sounds like an idea that needs some improvement. Our hero forgot about it. He didn't join the irc, signed e-mail with his real name and -you guessed it- became LAME. weeks went by like this. Then one fine day in history, the old spirit rised again. Friends were doing a project with a cable-tv channel, that included establishing an irc-channel, inviting people to it, film the whole thing and broadcast it live through the wire. An irc-man was in need. Time for ex- bonehead to jump in. But when he entered the irc, his past got to him. "Please enter nickname:" "Please enter nickname:!" "Enter you f**king Nickname, LAMER!" The good old irc-2.2.7-client, once his best friend, screamed at him with an uproar of jealousy. "Long time no see" it seemed to say, with a grim undertone. Thoughts flashed through Bernhard's brain with the intensity of a borg-ship attacking the starship enterprise. "I have to clone my nick, i have to clone bonehead, i have to *BAZONK!*"