סיפור עם מוסר השכל 
There was a chicken and a horse playing together in a barn yard, suddenly the horse falls into a pit. He yells to the chicken, ``Go get the farmer, save me, save me! ! ! ``. The chicken goes looking for the farmer but can`t find him. So she gets the farmer`s BMW and drives it over to the mud pit, lassoes the horse, ties it to the car and pulls him out. The horse says, ``Thank you, Thank you, I owe you my life. Then a couple days later they are playing there again and this time the chicken falls into the mud pit and the chicken says, ``Help me! ! ! Help me!!! Go get the farmer! ! ! ``. So the horse says, ``No No No, I think I can get you`` The horse stretches across the mud pit and tells the chicken, ``Grab onto my penis`` The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back, and the horse saves the chicken`s life. So what`s the moral (מוסר השכל) of the story? ? ? ``if you have a penis the size of a horse you don`t need a BMW to pick up chicks``
There was a chicken and a horse playing together in a barn yard, suddenly the horse falls into a pit. He yells to the chicken, ``Go get the farmer, save me, save me! ! ! ``. The chicken goes looking for the farmer but can`t find him. So she gets the farmer`s BMW and drives it over to the mud pit, lassoes the horse, ties it to the car and pulls him out. The horse says, ``Thank you, Thank you, I owe you my life. Then a couple days later they are playing there again and this time the chicken falls into the mud pit and the chicken says, ``Help me! ! ! Help me!!! Go get the farmer! ! ! ``. So the horse says, ``No No No, I think I can get you`` The horse stretches across the mud pit and tells the chicken, ``Grab onto my penis`` The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back, and the horse saves the chicken`s life. So what`s the moral (מוסר השכל) of the story? ? ? ``if you have a penis the size of a horse you don`t need a BMW to pick up chicks``