סטיקרים לאוטו

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וזה

 

[אפרסק מילולי]

סטיקרים לאוטו

אני מנקה את הדיסק, נפתר מכל הזבל שהכנתי לפני שנים. נתקלתי בסטיקרים האלה. והחלטתי שלפני שאני מוחק אותם, אני אתן להם צ'אנס אחרון פה בפורום. תהנו.

 

[אפרסק מילולי]

וזהו

 

[אפרסק מילולי]

בעצם יש את זה

 

[Kps]

חמוד...

בנוגע לכולם...

 

[אפרסק מילולי]

עוד

 

[אפרסק מילולי]

ועוד

 

[אפרסק מילולי]

ועוד

 

[אפרסק מילולי]

ואז עוד קצת

 

[אפרסק מילולי]

אבל יש עוד

 

[אפרסק מילולי]

ואפילו עוד

 

[אפרסק מילולי]

וגם

 

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וכמובן

 

[D i 4 2 l o]

היית פשוט נותן ת'לינק לאתר שממנו

לקחת את כל זה ...היית חוסך לכל אחד מאיתנו חצי שעה ואני צוברים את כל החצי שעות ליום והיינו עושים יום כייף באיזה פארק מים נחמד במקום לקרוא את כל הסטיקרים האלו.

 

[Gs17]

אז אולי תתן?

 

[אפרסק מילולי]

איש נחמד

יש לי אוסף של כאלו באנגלית שלקחתי מהרבה מקומות... צרפתי פה. התרגום לעברית ופורמט תמונה שמתאים לסטיקר - כולו שלי. ולדעתי יש פה כמה שלגמרי רעיונות שלי. לא זוכר. מכל מקום, הנה האוסף: Better a witty fool than a foolish wit. There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. Don’t be so humble - you are not that great. The average person thinks he isn’t. It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man. In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move. You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same. The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins. If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out? Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. Bad planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, prepare to die. Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig. Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. I would have made a good Pope. Cartoons and vodka...my passions as a child. The more biochemistry I learn, the more I'm like, "Okay God, what the fuck are you?" We fought like cats, but made up doggie style. There is no emoticon for what I am feeling right now. Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. If you smoke after sex, your doing it too fast. I dont suffer from insantiy, I enjoy every minute of it. If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. Jesus is coming; everyone look busy! WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship So you're a feminist...isnt that cute! Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer If: a two-letter word for futility Earth is the insane asylum for the universe To all you virgins, thanks for nothing I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing Earth first....we'll mine the other planets later If somthing goes without saying, LET IT! If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished Work is for people who dont know how to fish Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an arsehole Jesus paid for our sins....now lets get our money's worth Reality is a crutch for those who cant handle drugs Out of my mind, Be back in 5 minutes Keep honking, Im reloading

 

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והשאר

Prevent inbreeding - ban country music Snatch a kiss, or vice versa I dont have to be dead to donate my organs Somtimes i wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....not Screaming and yelling like the passegers in his car I said "NO" to drugs, but they wouldn't listen So man recipes, so few cats I didnt fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegitarian Save a mouse... eat a pussy! It is as bad as you think, and they are out to get you Smile: it's the second best thing you can do with your lips Wink, I'll do the rest! If we aren't sposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat? I know what you're thinking, and you should be ashamed of your self Dont drink and drive: you might hit a bump and spill your drink We are born naked, wet and hungry, then things get worse A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste Lottery, a tax on people who are bad at maths Conciousness: that annoying time between naps Be nice to your kids, they'll be choosing your nursing home Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Sex on television cant hurt you unless you fall off If you make it idiot-proof, someone will make a better idiot Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy", until you can find a rock Im a corprate executive, i keep things from happening Looks like the gene pool could use a little chlorine Dont blame me, I'm from uranus When you do a good deed, get a reciept in case heaven is like the tax department I took an IQ test and the result came back negative When there's a will, i want to be in it! Okay, who stopped the payment of my reality check? Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all its students Warning: Dates in the calander are closer than they appear Give me ambiguity or give me something else Friends help you move places, real friends help you move bodies Very funny, scottie. Now beam down my pants! The sex was so good, even the neighbors had a cigarette There are 3 kinds of people, those who can count and those who can’t. I killed a six-pack just to watch it die. Horn broken. Watch for finger. Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. All generalizations are false. Cover me. I'm changing lanes. I brake for no apparent reason. Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control. I'm not as think as you drunk I am. Forget about World Peace... Visualize using your turn signal. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart? He who laughs last thinks slowest. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a bad example. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works. Never miss a good chance to shut up. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. (On the back of a motorcyclist's jacket): If you can read this, my girlfriend fell off. He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit. Back off! You're creeping up like cheap underwear. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. Work is the curse of the drinking class If at first you do succeed, try not to look surprised. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it Always give 100% at work: 12% Mon. 23% Tues. 40% Wed. 20% Thurs. 5% Fri I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Accomplishing the impossible means the boss will add it to your regular job. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. It's not hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere. A fool and his money are soon partying. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. Bad cop. No donut. Politicians deal with the problems which would not exist if they did not exist. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment. My girl says I never listen to her....or something like that. Losing a girlfriend can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible. We're dating for better or worse. She couldn't do better. I couldn't do worse. We're staying together for the sake of the cats. If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast. Dude.....dude, Dude! Just pop ya some bubble wrap. Disarm rapists. This isn't Burger King. You can't have it your way. Everybody repeat after me..."We are all individuals." Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. Save time. See it my way.

 

[פ ס י כ ו ד ל י ת]

לא נורא

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[Hellbeast666]

נחמד ביותר קבל ח"ח

 

[הפסיכית של החדר אוכל]

עוד אחד..

לא בדיוק סטיקר [וזה גם לא הומור שחור משום מה..], אלא מה שיש על המקרר של אבא שלי "לא איבדתי את שפיותי, זה מגובה על דיסק איפהשהו.."