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אויש, נכון כל כך! לא קראתי עד הסוף, אבל הנה...
Relationship -- Tristan and Rory´s Sparky Moments Tristan and Rory happen to meet on her first day at her new school, the prestigious Chilton Prep Academy. (They´re destined, I swear... *shuts up*) He keeps on calling her "Mary" and it irritates the hell out of her. He says he wants to help Rory study (hah, right! Because she´s so dumb and all)- Rory says no. How does she resist such a suave mover? We don´t happen to know. However, things do somewhat progress in their "relationship." The next week, Rory´s life gets a little weird. She comes in late to english class (Mr. Medina being her teacher), as she has just been hit by a deer. Rory snaps at Quippy (Paris), and yells at Tristan for not calling her Rory. Fate seems to have a whacked sense of humor when she finds out that her grandmother has sent out birthday party cards to everybody in her sophmore year at school- including Tristan and Paris. Tristan comes to the birthday party, wanting a birthday kiss. Rory´s still pissed off at him and remains to be while he teases the crap out of her. (I can´t eat, I can´t sleep...I wake up in the middle of the night calling your name. Rory, Rory!) Rory´s even more adamant at the fact that her grandfather likes Tristan. Tristan wants to go on a walk with her, but she sees right through him and goes home with her mom for a real birthday party (sadly, Tristan did not come and do a nice little strip dance for Rory.) Later, Rory finds out that there´s a winter dance at Chilton, and that *gasp* she discovers that she actually kind of wants to go to it. Specifically, she wants to go with the dud that is Dean. She waits in line (all the while being harassed by Tristan)- while Paris gives her "menacing" looks and lectures her about the fineness of Tristan- you don´t have to tell me, sistah, I kno- okay, moving on. Rory goes to the dance, wearing a very pretty dress, good hair, but holding an idiot of a boyfriend as a possession on her arm. Louise and Madeline find Dean-The-Milkman (I swear, in Chicago, Dean´s is a brand of milk! It´s kind of like the Lucerne´s in California) very studly, but Dean´s creator has programmed him for Rory. Dammit. However, all is not lost on Tristan and Rory- yet. Tristan watches Rory and Dean kissing, ignoring his date Cissy who announces she´s perfect (not for Tristan! Not for Tristan!). Tristan´s eyes are at Rory, and he isn´t even listening to her- until she asks if he wants to go make out. Aww. He wants to make Rory jealous. It´s so not going to work on Ror, Tristan. LISTEN TO ME! *kicks television* Then, there´s a surge of manly testosterone and- um, programming, in Dean´s case, I guess- Tristan´s jealous and mad and pissed off that he and Dean didn´t get to build their clubhouse together (Darn it, Rory! You always come in when Tristan´s about to get rid of Dean! Why?!) No, really, they´re fighting over Rory. There´s some shoving. Some pushing. A little bit of "grrrr-ing." Now, see, that´s why men aren´t Presidents! Oh, wait. Yes, they are. Huh. That explains a lot. Anyway. Some time passes along, and Tristan still pines away for Rory when she breaks up with Dean. (Correction: he breaks up with her.) He finds her in a relatively nonchalant state at a party at Madeline´s stepfather´s house. Suddenly, his own world is thrown apart when a slutty girl (who, not surprisingly, happens to be his girlfriend) named Summer breaks up with him. Publicly- while announcing that she may have shagged a funky-looking guy in the bathroom. Eww.... E coli! HIV! Come on, now, kids! Somehow, Tristan and Rory end up in the piano room... They have an entire room for their piano. I need one of those. With a mini-bar in it. And cable so I can watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer. And a trampoline. The big kind. *shakes head* Again, anyway. And they talk. Not about biology or math, incredibly (which was supposedly supposed to be their topic....) They end up kissing. Like mouth on mouth MOVING reciprocal kissing. You so know you want him, Rory. COME ON! Give it up! EVERYBODY KNOWS! Erm... Ahem... Anyway. Love Trory... Rory runs away crying, because she´s so torn between deciding what´s the sexier part of Tristan- lips, or butt? Oh, God! It´s too much! I must run! Nah. She´s not. I am, though. She´s crying now because she realizes that she just broke up with Dean. Whooh. Smart girl. Not so much in touch with her boy-emotions. Eventually, what happens is that Rory and Tristan develop an akward "friendship" that leads into Rory setting Paris up with Tristan and Paris finding out and being royally ticked off at Rory who was just trying to help. Tristan slightly declares that he´s not over Rory, but Rory doesn´t get it and it pushes her into the arms of Dean. Erk. Yet, now we have hope in season two. Tristan has been sent away to military academy, but he´s supposed to return- and did it mean anything that she was Juliet and he was Romeo? Oh, yes. So very much. But do the fricken writers care? Ooh, no. It´s all about the "Dean" now. But Lorelai´s on our side! (Have you not seen her Dean renditions? So funny, that fictitious character.) Secretly, she must know that her Rory is made for that bad-boy-wannabe Tristan. Somehow.... (pregnant pause) She must know.