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-Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. -A backward poet writes inverse. -A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. -Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. -Practice safe eating - always use condiments. -Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. -A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. -A hangover is the wrath of grapes. -Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. -Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? -Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. -Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. -When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. -A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. -What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.) -Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. -She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. -A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion -If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. -With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress -When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. -The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. -You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. -Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. -He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. -Every calendar's days are numbered. -A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine. -A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. -He had a photographic memory that was never developed. -A plateau is a high form of flattery. -A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. -Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. -Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. -Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. -Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. -Acupuncture is a jab well done
-Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. -A backward poet writes inverse. -A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. -Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. -Practice safe eating - always use condiments. -Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. -A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. -A hangover is the wrath of grapes. -Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. -Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? -Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. -Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. -When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. -A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. -What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.) -Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. -In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. -She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. -A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion -If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. -With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress -When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. -The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. -You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. -Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. -He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key. -Every calendar's days are numbered. -A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine. -A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. -He had a photographic memory that was never developed. -A plateau is a high form of flattery. -A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. -Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. -Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. -Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. -Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. -Acupuncture is a jab well done
