>1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? > >(because they are plugged into a genius) > > > >2. WHY DON´T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY? > >(they don´t have enough time) > > > >3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don´t > >stop to ask directions) > > > >4. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? > >(because a vibrator can´t mow the lawn) > > > >5. WHY DON´T WOMEN HAVE MEN´S BRAINS? > >(because they don´t have penises to put them in) > > > >6. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON? (they´re > >intended for children, but men usually play with them) > > > >7. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? > >(because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock) > > > >8. WHY DO MEN MASTURBATE? > >(it is sex with someone they love) > > > >9. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? > >(so they won´t hump women´s legs at cocktail parties.) > > > >10. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? > >(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) > > > >11. WHY IS A MAN´S PEE YELLOW AND HIS SPERM WHITE? > >(so he can tell if he´s coming or going) > > > >12. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? > >( it´s never happened) >_________________________________________________________________