משהו חביב...

[Padme Amidala]

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תראו מה מצאתי- 10 דברים שהייתם עושים אם הייתם ווידר- ולא גיא, זה לא מה שאז הבאת...

10. Make lotsa deep-breathin' phone calls. 9. Use the Force to masturbate. 8. Go to catholic church just to skeeve people out. If they question me, tell 'em I find their lack of faith disturbing. 7. Challenge a fitness-freak Darth Maul impersonator to a duel. Pants 'im. Laugh. 6. Get a job as a radio deejay. 5. Use the Force to choke myself while masturbating. 4. Redesign my bionic parts so I can transform into a stealth bomber. Buzz the Statue of Liberty. 3. Start pullin' levitation pranks in physics class. 2. Activate lightsaber, balance it 'tween my knees, an' sing "The Lumberjack Song." 1. Endorse Republican candidates in all elections, no matter how much they beg me to stop.

 

[Sith Master]

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TOP TEN SIGNS THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON IS A BIG STAR WARS FAN 10. Has requested cameo role in forthcoming Star Wars 1995 Christmas Special 9. Very upset when he discovered he could not appoint an ambassador to Dantooine 8. Hopes to change U.S. Constitution so that the President can dissolve the Senate and let regional governors have direct control over their territories, letting fear keep the local systems in line 7. Almost has the hang of that "choke people through telekinesis" trick 6. Suggested new hairstyle to Hillary: Big buns on sides of head 5. Diverted almost 70% of Pentagon budget into secret project to build him a sail barge 4. Embarrasses daughter in front of friends by standing on White House balcony, extending gloved hand, and yelling "Chelsea....I am your father!" 3. Lip-synched last three addresses to Congress while James Earl Jones crouched behind podium and read speech 2. More and more frequently, he refers to partisan attacks as "Jedi mind tricks" 1. Has had words "Air" and "One" removed from presidential airplane מספר אחת פשוט גאוני.... בכל מקרה. זה הרבה יותר חביב כי- נסו את הקובץ המצורף....

 

[Padme Amidala]

../images/Emo6.gif ענק!!

 

[funkey monkey]

ROFL!

Use force to chock myself while masturbate. ^^