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(הקטע מועתק מאיפהשהוא. אל תדאגו, לא הפרתי זכויות יוצרים). WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects. 10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
(הקטע מועתק מאיפהשהוא. אל תדאגו, לא הפרתי זכויות יוצרים). WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to use human subjects. 10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.