אוף זה התחרבש, אני יעתיק את זה לפה
Hotel Drama One Italiano tourist wrote a complaint letter to the Manager of a hotel in London. The letter read as follows: Dear Signor Diretorre Now I am tella you the story how I was treated at your hotella. I am comma from Palermo as tourist to Londonn and stay as a young man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see no shit in my bed. How can I sleep with no shit in my bed? I calla down the receptione and tell: "I wanna shit". They tella me "Go to the toillett". I said "No, no. I wanna shit in my bed". They said "You betta not shit in your bed, you sonnawabitch". What is sonnawabitch?! I go down to ristorante for breakfast. I see a few pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and point to toast "I wanna pisss". She tella me "Go to the toillett". I say "No, no. I wanna piss on my plate". She then say to me "You bloody fella better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch". Second sonnawabitch! What is sonnawabitch? Later I go dinner into restorante. Spoon and knife is laid but no fock. I tella waitress" I wanna fock", and shell tella me "Sure everybody wanna fock". I tell her "No, No. You don´t understand me. I wanna fock on the table". She then tell me "So you sonnawabitch, wanna fock on the table? Get your ass outa here!" So I go to the receptione and ask for bills. I no wanna stay in your hotel no more. When I have pay the bills, the porter say to me "Thank you and peace be with you". I say "Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch" I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella, you sonnawabitch.
