Monty pythons and the holygrail
Script from the scene: TIM Behold the Cave of Caerbannog! CUT TO shot of cave. Bones littered around. The KNIGHTS get the wind up partially. A little dry ice, glowing green can be seen at the entrance. Suddenly we become aware of total silence. Any noises the KNIGHTS make sound very exaggerated. They unsheathe their swords. ARTHUR Keep me covered. Stir among KNIGHTS. BEDEVERE What with? ARTHUR Just keep me covered. TIM Too late. ARTHUR What? TIM There he is! They all turn,, and see a large white RABBIT lollop a few yards out of the cave. Accompanied by terrifying chord and jarring metallic monster noise. ARTHUR Where? TIM There. ARTHUR Behind the rabbit? TIM It is the rabbit. ARTHUR ... You silly sod. TIM What? ARTHUR You got us all worked up. BEDEVERE You cretin! TIM That is not an ordinary rabbit ... 'tis the most foul cruel and bad-tempered thing you ever set eyes on. ROBIN You tit. I soiled my armour I was so scared! TIM That rabbit's got a vicious streak. It's a killer! GALAHAD | Oh, fuck off. + Get stuffed. TIM He'll do you up a treat mate! GALAHAD Oh yeah? ROBIN | You turd! + Mangy scots git! TIM Look. I'm warning you. ROBIN What's he do? Nibble your bum? TIM Well, It's got huge ... very sharp ... it can jump a... look at the bones. ARTHUR Go on, Bors, chop its head off. &n