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Top 20 Plot Twists on TNG 20) Worf signs his son Alexander up for ballet lessons 19) Data swears 18) Guinan removes her hat, revealing that she is a Saturday Night Live style Conehead 17) Picard beams down 16) All of Geordi´s lines are in words of two syllables or less, with no pseudo-scientific doubletalk 15) Troi runs amok with a machete 14) Barclay is really the Captain; Picard is just an ensign, and all of his "command" has been a holodeck simulation 13) No guest stars are relatives of Tasha Yar 12) Geordi gets a woman 11) Riker doesn´t get a woman 10) Data states that he cannot use contractions after using one in the previous scene, and the fabric of the universe, unable to withstand the continuity error, is rent asunder 9) Picard wakes up muttering "there´s no place like home" 8) Riker accepts command of another starship, the U.S.S. ZZ Top 7) Ten Forward is turned into a strip-joint, with its lead act being Beverly Crusher as "The Dancing, Disrobing Doctor" 6) Tired of not being sure whether he is a lieutenant or a chief petty officer, O´Brien beams the entire bridge crew into a black hole and assumes the rank of Captain 5) Picard fires the phasers 4) "Prime Directive" is the word of the day, entire crew goes "Aaaaahhhhh!!" at the top of their lungs whenever it is mentioned 3) Data´s cat, Spot, is revealed as a Romulan spy 2) Wesley is affected the same as the rest of the crew, and a no-name security guard saves the ship 1) Picard switches from Earl Grey to Nestea Instant Tea Mix; does "Nestea Plunge" into swimming pool on holodeck . ועוד אחת כזאת: What you´ll NEVER Hear on TNG Picard "Let´s blast the little buggers back to the Stone Age." Riker "Not tonight, I have a headache." Data "I am really bored." Worf "OW!!!! A paper cut!!!!!" Data "You have no idea." Worf "Commander, I must tell you. I secretly wear women´s underwear." Data #"If I only have a brain"# Wesley "I can´t do that; it´s too geeky." Geordi #"Blinded by the Light"# Picard "Hey! Leggo of my eggo!" Riker "Frankly Deanna, I don´t give a damn!" Data "She always gets to sit at the conn! Why don´t I ever get to sit at the conn? What, you all think androids can´t drive? I can drive the ship better than any of you guys. How many of you have taken over the whole ship single-handedly? Huh? Huh?" Worf "But Captain, shouldn´t we give the negotiations more time?" LaForge: "About last night..." Troi "I sense how you feel... and... you´re so *weird*" Bev Crusher "Worf, stop complaining and just bend over... this will only take a moment." Guinan "Norm!" Picard "Does anyone know the number for Hair Club For Men?" Worf "Captain, can you move a little to the left? Your head is blinding me." Laforge: "No, really, I think its fine just the way it is." Data: "The history of Meranes IV? Hey! What do I look like? An encyclopedia?! Go look it up." Troi: "I know something you don´t know... naa naa na naaaa...." Riker: "Damn, that itches." Dr. Crusher: (To Picard) "OK, turn your head and cough." Picard: (To Crusher) "One more time... just to be sure." תהנו....
Top 20 Plot Twists on TNG 20) Worf signs his son Alexander up for ballet lessons 19) Data swears 18) Guinan removes her hat, revealing that she is a Saturday Night Live style Conehead 17) Picard beams down 16) All of Geordi´s lines are in words of two syllables or less, with no pseudo-scientific doubletalk 15) Troi runs amok with a machete 14) Barclay is really the Captain; Picard is just an ensign, and all of his "command" has been a holodeck simulation 13) No guest stars are relatives of Tasha Yar 12) Geordi gets a woman 11) Riker doesn´t get a woman 10) Data states that he cannot use contractions after using one in the previous scene, and the fabric of the universe, unable to withstand the continuity error, is rent asunder 9) Picard wakes up muttering "there´s no place like home" 8) Riker accepts command of another starship, the U.S.S. ZZ Top 7) Ten Forward is turned into a strip-joint, with its lead act being Beverly Crusher as "The Dancing, Disrobing Doctor" 6) Tired of not being sure whether he is a lieutenant or a chief petty officer, O´Brien beams the entire bridge crew into a black hole and assumes the rank of Captain 5) Picard fires the phasers 4) "Prime Directive" is the word of the day, entire crew goes "Aaaaahhhhh!!" at the top of their lungs whenever it is mentioned 3) Data´s cat, Spot, is revealed as a Romulan spy 2) Wesley is affected the same as the rest of the crew, and a no-name security guard saves the ship 1) Picard switches from Earl Grey to Nestea Instant Tea Mix; does "Nestea Plunge" into swimming pool on holodeck . ועוד אחת כזאת: What you´ll NEVER Hear on TNG Picard "Let´s blast the little buggers back to the Stone Age." Riker "Not tonight, I have a headache." Data "I am really bored." Worf "OW!!!! A paper cut!!!!!" Data "You have no idea." Worf "Commander, I must tell you. I secretly wear women´s underwear." Data #"If I only have a brain"# Wesley "I can´t do that; it´s too geeky." Geordi #"Blinded by the Light"# Picard "Hey! Leggo of my eggo!" Riker "Frankly Deanna, I don´t give a damn!" Data "She always gets to sit at the conn! Why don´t I ever get to sit at the conn? What, you all think androids can´t drive? I can drive the ship better than any of you guys. How many of you have taken over the whole ship single-handedly? Huh? Huh?" Worf "But Captain, shouldn´t we give the negotiations more time?" LaForge: "About last night..." Troi "I sense how you feel... and... you´re so *weird*" Bev Crusher "Worf, stop complaining and just bend over... this will only take a moment." Guinan "Norm!" Picard "Does anyone know the number for Hair Club For Men?" Worf "Captain, can you move a little to the left? Your head is blinding me." Laforge: "No, really, I think its fine just the way it is." Data: "The history of Meranes IV? Hey! What do I look like? An encyclopedia?! Go look it up." Troi: "I know something you don´t know... naa naa na naaaa...." Riker: "Damn, that itches." Dr. Crusher: (To Picard) "OK, turn your head and cough." Picard: (To Crusher) "One more time... just to be sure." תהנו....
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