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והנה, כדי לחמם את קצת האווירה, ולשעשע קצת בדרך, את Convention מומלץ לקרוא בקול, באיטיות אך בקצב, ולקחת שני כדורי ריטלין אחרי זה כדי להירגע... Convention/Rogue Today, I'm going to write about convention... Cultural Convention I don't go along with conventions I'd say I'm a non-conformist... but non-conformism is a cultural convention I never get along with cultural convention This is a haiku about conventions Haiku is supposed to have mere five lines But that's a convention I can't get along with convention A convention determines its culture... Take Mormons for example -drink no wine even though the Bejesus himself was a bar tender Hand over another mug of ale, oh hands with holes, don't drop it! Take Jews for example Take Muslims Take Russians Take Americans Take Chinese Take Cannibal primitives from Africa It's all about conventions What's right here is wrong somewhere else Conventions. Join the army, see the world Convention Join the Convent, Shut your mouth Convention Watch a movie and have some popcorn Convention It's all about convention This story is about convention It's a story, even though it doesn't look like a story to anyone who lives by convention Never pass when red light Convention Never pass the speed of light Convention Mummy and Daddy love you Convention Fuck you is a bad word Conve- wait a second... Fuck you is telling someone to get laid! What's bad about getting laid? Convention Take a holiday when the new-year arrives Convention. Don't take a holiday when you really need it Convention Don't read books, it's lame Convention Read books, they'd make you smarter Convention Fresh strawberries in a bowl with sugar and cream Confection This is a dialog about Convention You need two people for a dialog - Convention. I'm obliged to not getting alone with Convention Have someone check your spilling befor Uo lett somboddie rid yor staf Contradiction These are the notes for the music of a song When I have the muse I will write the lyrics For a song about Convention. It would be a song in H minor Cause I don't believe in getting along with Convention I was convicted for not applying certain cultural Conventions So today I write a script about cultural Convention Yes Today I write about Convention Tomorrow I might write about something else. Maybe I will write about the Finix, the fiery octopus with fifteen tentacles. An Octopus is supposed to have eight tentacles. Octo means eight But that's Convention And it's Phoenix... Convention Everybody but me get along with Convention Convention Dark is evil Light is good Where's the connection? Convention Don't eat too many bananas Constipation Eat a lot of bananas Zinc is good for circulation Convention If you book them, they will come Counteraction. Rhyming is a great way Convention. Cigarette taxes rise every week Calculation And now this story turns into a poem. This poem is about exasperation. Once upon a time there was a boy with one eye. He had to put a black bandage on the blind eye. Everybody thought he was dressing as a pirate Convention He burned his mother to the ground Combustion I have no idea what would be the next line I wrote the secret words of magic in invisible ink up there Can you see it? No? Proves that the ink is invisible! Convention. Violence solves nothing? Dumb Convention. If you died a violent death, you'll never be sick, never worry about money or anything else. You'll never need to go to work Violence can solve everything Not Convention On the other hand, if your death was not violent It still had the same effects Death solves everything New Convention There's a reason why we're here Convention There's no reason, all pure luck Convention There's a reason for this pure luck Contradiction Peace or war? What's your faction? This 3D movie will never end If I don't take an action Convention. Drugs are bad, mmmkay Convention. The Englishmen drive on the wrong side of the road Intersection Defy Stalin! Stand up for your rights! Conven- wait a sec, that's not Convention I made it up in this second! Invention. There is no such thing as Good Knight So you must say Good Night Correction The price of peace is eternal chickening A 20 seconds old ancient Chinese Convention! Culture blinds itself by Convention Ask Galileo Convention This was the banana slug edition of my famous hit, "Protection" Culture binds itself to Convention I will not be bound
