chriswinter
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The facts
The poet-philosopher Chris Rock once noted that any man will not accept a decline in his sex life while a woman will not accept a decline in her standard of living. Once a dude gets his balls licked, he will always want to get his balls licked, and once a woman gets a BMW to go get her manicure in, she will not accept a Ford Ka as a next car.
All of this leads me to believe that you are also in the Netherlands because you have a decent standard of living.
Now my wife doesn't shiver or cry when she hears a balloon pop. I wouldn't have married her if she did. As a matter of fact, we tend to like to blow up things together on new year's eve.
Apart from that, I support my wife by feeding her excellent steaks, non-kosher meals and such on a daily basis, and I make sure she has plenty of orgasms. Seems to do the trick.
The poet-philosopher Chris Rock once noted that any man will not accept a decline in his sex life while a woman will not accept a decline in her standard of living. Once a dude gets his balls licked, he will always want to get his balls licked, and once a woman gets a BMW to go get her manicure in, she will not accept a Ford Ka as a next car.
All of this leads me to believe that you are also in the Netherlands because you have a decent standard of living.
Now my wife doesn't shiver or cry when she hears a balloon pop. I wouldn't have married her if she did. As a matter of fact, we tend to like to blow up things together on new year's eve.
Apart from that, I support my wife by feeding her excellent steaks, non-kosher meals and such on a daily basis, and I make sure she has plenty of orgasms. Seems to do the trick.
