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A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen". The surprised salesman replies: "But, madam, computers do not have curtains"!!!.... And the blonde said: "HELLLLO!!!!.... I've got Windows
A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen". The surprised salesman replies: "But, madam, computers do not have curtains"!!!.... And the blonde said: "HELLLLO!!!!.... I've got Windows
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חה חה חה, ו.. מונה, נוהגים לומר שלו
לאחר תקופת היעדרות. אתמול כתבתי משהו בסגנון של איפה את מונה.. אך בסוף לא שלחתי, אני יודע, חגים, התחייבויות קודמות. בכל אופן שיהיה לך חג שמח.
לאחר תקופת היעדרות. אתמול כתבתי משהו בסגנון של איפה את מונה.. אך בסוף לא שלחתי, אני יודע, חגים, התחייבויות קודמות. בכל אופן שיהיה לך חג שמח.
אודי, כרגיל אתה צודק ואני
כבר עמדתי בפינה .... "Mia Culpa” לא נופפתי לשלום כשהתרחקתיונחתתי בלי התרעה. תודה על קבלת הפנים(אך זהירות, סמיר שוקרי מאחוריך....) הבחנתי בשינוי שחל אצלך...האם כל כך הרבה חולים באזורך שהחלטת לפתוח סניף של איזה קופה?! (בעבר שמתי לב לתופעה דומה בבן-יהודה) שמחה לחזור ומאחלת לכולם שנה טובה ומועדים לשמחה
כבר עמדתי בפינה .... "Mia Culpa” לא נופפתי לשלום כשהתרחקתיונחתתי בלי התרעה. תודה על קבלת הפנים(אך זהירות, סמיר שוקרי מאחוריך....) הבחנתי בשינוי שחל אצלך...האם כל כך הרבה חולים באזורך שהחלטת לפתוח סניף של איזה קופה?! (בעבר שמתי לב לתופעה דומה בבן-יהודה) שמחה לחזור ומאחלת לכולם שנה טובה ומועדים לשמחה
אחרונה! קצת ארוכה אך .....
BLONDE COOKBOOK MONDAY It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper. WEDNESDAY A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any. THURSDAY Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden. FRIDAY I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. SATURDAY Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten. SUNDAY Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment. GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
BLONDE COOKBOOK MONDAY It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper. WEDNESDAY A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any. THURSDAY Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden. FRIDAY I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. SATURDAY Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten. SUNDAY Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment. GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
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