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> >TO BE AN EGG > > > >If you think life is bad..... > >How would you like to be an egg? > > > > > > > >You only get laid once. > > > > > > > >You only get eaten once. > > > > > > > >It takes four minutes to get hard. > > > > > > > >Only two minutes to get soft. > > > > > > > >You share your box with 11 other guys > > > > > > > >But worst of all.. > > > > > > > >the only chick that ever sat on your face was > >your mother!!! > > > > > > > >So cheer up, Your life ain´t that bad!!!!
> >TO BE AN EGG > > > >If you think life is bad..... > >How would you like to be an egg? > > > > > > > >You only get laid once. > > > > > > > >You only get eaten once. > > > > > > > >It takes four minutes to get hard. > > > > > > > >Only two minutes to get soft. > > > > > > > >You share your box with 11 other guys > > > > > > > >But worst of all.. > > > > > > > >the only chick that ever sat on your face was > >your mother!!! > > > > > > > >So cheer up, Your life ain´t that bad!!!!