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THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA (Must be read with an Italian accent) One day I gonna Malta to bigga hotele. Ina morning I goa downe to eata breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say youa no understande, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don´te even knowe the lady and shea calle me sonna ma bitch Later I goa to eate at the bigga restaurant. The waitress bringsa mea spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She telle mea everyone wanna fock. I tella her youa no understande. I wanna fock on the table. Shea say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch So I goa back to my roome inna hotele, and there is no shits onna my bed. I calle the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He telle me to go to the toilet. I say youa no understande. I wanna shit on my bed. He say youa better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch I goa to the checkout, and the man at the desk say: “peace on you”. I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch. I gonna backa to Italy
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THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA (Must be read with an Italian accent) One day I gonna Malta to bigga hotele. Ina morning I goa downe to eata breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I wanna two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say youa no understande, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don´te even knowe the lady and shea calle me sonna ma bitch Later I goa to eate at the bigga restaurant. The waitress bringsa mea spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She telle mea everyone wanna fock. I tella her youa no understande. I wanna fock on the table. Shea say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch So I goa back to my roome inna hotele, and there is no shits onna my bed. I calle the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He telle me to go to the toilet. I say youa no understande. I wanna shit on my bed. He say youa better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch I goa to the checkout, and the man at the desk say: “peace on you”. I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch. I gonna backa to Italy
