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God´s word > >A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. >While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing >God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 >years, two months and eight days to live." >Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a >facelift, liposuction and tummy tuck. Since she had so much more time to >live, she figured she might as well look even nicer. >After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While >crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. >Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had >another 40 years? Why didn´t you pull me out of the path of that >ambulance?" >God replied, "I didn´t recognize you." >
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