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A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. ``I would like to buy this TV,`` she told the salesman. ``Sorry, we don`t sell to blondes,`` he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman ``I would like to buy this TV.`` ``Sorry, we don`t sell to blondes,`` he replied. ``Darn, he recognized me,`` she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. ``I would like to buy this TV.`` ``Sorry, we don`t sell to blondes,`` he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, ``How do you know I`m a blonde?`` ......... ........ ......... ......... ........... .......... ``Because that`s a microwave,`` he replied.
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. ``I would like to buy this TV,`` she told the salesman. ``Sorry, we don`t sell to blondes,`` he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman ``I would like to buy this TV.`` ``Sorry, we don`t sell to blondes,`` he replied. ``Darn, he recognized me,`` she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time; haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. ``I would like to buy this TV.`` ``Sorry, we don`t sell to blondes,`` he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, ``How do you know I`m a blonde?`` ......... ........ ......... ......... ........... .......... ``Because that`s a microwave,`` he replied.