The Berrisford Agenda (פרק 11)
* MAX: What's up? ORIGINAL CINDY: Marina and Little Suki are having themselves an old-fashioned throwdown. SKETCHY: Yeah, Normal's back there trying to break it up. MAX: Good luck. Either one of those girls can kick his skinny little ass on her own, not to mention a tag-team. What started it? ORIGINAL CINDY: What else? Two fine, proud sisters, standing tall...lowering themselves into the mud to fight over some totally unworthy man. ALEC: Well, I wouldn't say totally unworthy * ALEC: No, no. No, I never said I loved her. That's a cheap ploy and I don't go there. I said that she was a unique creature, unlike any other. (Max and Original Cindy roll their eyes.) SKETCHY: "A unique creature, unlike any other." ALEC: Yeah. SKETCHY: Man, I'm totally stealing that. ALEC: Oh, it works like a charm. I mean, you can almost literally watch them melt. MAX: Please. You're making me sick. * ORIGINAL CINDY: Alec, honey. ALEC: Yo. ORIGINAL CINDY (winking): Could you come here for a minute? (Rolls up her sleeves) The girls need to have a word with you. ALEC (to Max): What do you think they want? MAX: Sounds to me like they stopped fighting each other and figured out who they should really be mad at. Good luck. (Alec glances back at Original Cindy. She looks angry.) ALEC: Hold on, Max, I'll tag along. * ALEC: I mean, it's not like I intended to date 'em both at the same time. And then when it turned out that I was dating both at the same time, it's not like I didn't intend to tell both girls about the other one. You know, eventually. Oh my God-- (Falls off his bike) (Alec continues the conversation as he stands up.) ALEC: But let's be real for a moment, shall we? I mean, suppose I did tell 'em. What would happen, huh? Same thing. Big fight. Lots of anger, and resentment, and recriminations, and then who wins? Nobody wins. MAX: Well, at least in this case, you won. ALEC: Exactly. (Pauses) Well, no, seeing as how neither of them are speaking to me right now, which makes any kind of sex a virtual impossibility. At least for a couple of days. * MAX: Don't even get me started. We were short-handed at work. Wanna know why we were short-handed? LOGAN: Well, if I had to guess, I'd say-- MAX: Because of Alec. LOGAN: Ah, the latest adventures of Alec, the lovable X-5 rogue. I can hardly wait * LOGAN: Well, I am looking forward to spending some time with Joshua. MAX: Yeah. Yeah, I--I think you two will get along. Just--you know--remember to act natural. LOGAN: As opposed to the unnatural way I normally act? MAX: No. You know what I mean. Just...just don't stare. LOGAN: Oh, okay. Don't stare at the genetically-engineered part-man, part-dog guy. Got it.