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אני מעדכנת את ה- DA QUOTES אבל השירשור לא קופץ למעלה
... אז זה לא כל-כך שווה לעדכן - אף אחד לא יכול לראות
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* Borrowed Time MAX: I just want to know I'm not gonna kill the guy if, say, I touch his hand by accident. ORIGINAL CINDY: Or if, say, you spend a long weekend making hot monkey love to the man...by accident. * Flushed Normal:“Well, well, well.... so far your moron colleagues have come up with the following excuses for why you’re strolling in here at the crack of noon: you had a dental emergency, your aunt died-again, and my personal favorite from this idiot: you were detained by the sector police for practicing witch craft. Now would you care to further insult my intelligence?” * Fuhgeddaboudit NORMAL: Do my ears deceive me? Monty Cora rides again? ALEC: I'm back, baby! NORMAL: Oh! Oh, lovely! Do you know how long I've been waiting to hear this? This right here-- (Points to Alec) --magnificence. Shirtless muscle, ripplin', sweat flyin' off like a thousand points of light... ALEC (smiling, to Mia): He's one of my bigger fans. NORMAL: You're my hero. I live to serve you. I had this dream about you the other night. You were this, uh, Roman gladiator, and you slew barbarians and Medusa-like women, and I was your tiny little valet. (Alec looks uncomfortable.) I wiped your sword clean after every sweet victory. I rubbed your tired, beautiful, golden muscles... ALEC: Hot run! Fourth and Main!
 

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* ALEC: Oh, that’s okay. Actually, I came to see you. I, uh, scored a sweet deal on some ham hocks. My buyer fell through on me. You want ‘em? (Joshua gasps eagerly.) JOSHUA: I don’t have any money. ALEC: Oh, that’s all right. (Tosses Joshua his backpack.) Take it as an “I’m sorry” for trying to kill you that one time. * ALEC: Look, Josh, you’re a great artist, apparently. But you’re also, to be frank, a dog-boy * JOSHUA: No. No, no, no, no, no, no. Virus bitch going down. Need to get Joshua #2 back. (Thinks for a moment, then gets an idea.) Steal it. ALEC: Steal it. Yeah. Can we, uh, crack one of these windows open ? ‘Cause I think the paint fumes in here are turning your brain into oatmeal * ALEC: tell her you lost the papers. Tell her, uh, I don’t know, tell her your dog ate ‘em. Tell her you ate ‘em. (Chuckles.) (Joshua groans.) ALEC: Max will get over it, all right? You know why? Because underneath that--that sadomasochistic leather and that--that tough-girl image, she’s nothing but a big softie.
 

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גם אני רציתי לשים את הקטעים האלה

אבל החלטתי שכשקוראים את זה זה לא מצחיק... אבל כשראיתי את הפרק ממש צחקתי בכל הקטעים אלה עם ג'ושוע!!!!
 

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ALEC: It's a shame. MAX: It's sick, is what it is. ALEC: No, I mean her all alone out there in the ocean, nothin' but fish to talk to... MAX: Give it up, Alec. The two of you would never work. ALEC: Yeah, you're right. I always do this. I always go for the ones I can't have. MAX: Figure. ALEC (chuckling): You should talk. I mean, hello? You, Logan, the virus... MAX (angrily, grabbing his shirt): Don't! Don't even-- - Gill Girl “Because I am dumb. I am so damn dumb, it would take ten acts of divine providence to raise me to the sublime height of blissful ignorance, sir!” -Jace, Female Trouble “I mean, we stole the power first. It belongs to us.” -Max, Red ZACK: I always liked Sketchy...I think ~Some Assembly Required~ ORIGINAL CINDY: Okay, that's it. MAX: What? ORIGINAL CINDY: We're done with this game. MAX: Why? ORIGINAL CINDY: Look at your words. MAX: So. ORIGINAL CINDY: "Hung." MAX: Like a noose around your neck. ORIGINAL CINDY: "Prick." MAX: Like with a needle. You have a dirty mind. ORIGINAL CINDY: Yeah? Well, then, what about this one which I'm not even going to say 'cause I kiss my mama with this mouth. MAX: Oh, God. You're right. And I'm supposed to be there in an hour. ~ Meow
 

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* ALEC (putting on his jacket): Well, when the going gets cute, the tough get going * FEMALE: Sir, you were right. It was an ambush. MALE: They shot at us. (They hear a motorcycle outside.) ALEC: If you idiots let them follow you...(He sees who it is.) Oh, great. MALE: It's them? ALEC: I wish. (Max enters, supporting X6-787.) - Bag 'em * LOGAN: He's a yapper. (Chuckles) Yeah, stuck in the closet with Alec--you're pretty much describing my worst nightmare. * ALEC: The sewers. (Sarcastically) I mean, I haven't got to crawl around in a stinkin' tunnel with you for about two weeks! It's not like I had anything better to do tonight * ALEC: Yeah, it was the funniest thing. I mean, here I am, hanging out at Crash bar with Asha, who I hardly know, and it just seemed to be the right time. How 'bout you? (Max looks away.) ALEC: Oh, come on. I mean, now that the virus is out of the way, right? MAX: Just get in the sewers. ALEC (laughing): You guys crack me up. *ALEC (sarcastically): This has been a fun night, Max. I want to thank you, really. First I get to spend an hour and a half with you in a dark closet. Now my evening's gonna end in this disgusting sewer. MAX: Shut up. ALEC (chuckling): Boy, two years of waiting's really made you tense - Borrowed Time
 

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The Berrisford Agenda (פרק 11)

* MAX: What's up? ORIGINAL CINDY: Marina and Little Suki are having themselves an old-fashioned throwdown. SKETCHY: Yeah, Normal's back there trying to break it up. MAX: Good luck. Either one of those girls can kick his skinny little ass on her own, not to mention a tag-team. What started it? ORIGINAL CINDY: What else? Two fine, proud sisters, standing tall...lowering themselves into the mud to fight over some totally unworthy man. ALEC: Well, I wouldn't say totally unworthy * ALEC: No, no. No, I never said I loved her. That's a cheap ploy and I don't go there. I said that she was a unique creature, unlike any other. (Max and Original Cindy roll their eyes.) SKETCHY: "A unique creature, unlike any other." ALEC: Yeah. SKETCHY: Man, I'm totally stealing that. ALEC: Oh, it works like a charm. I mean, you can almost literally watch them melt. MAX: Please. You're making me sick. * ORIGINAL CINDY: Alec, honey. ALEC: Yo. ORIGINAL CINDY (winking): Could you come here for a minute? (Rolls up her sleeves) The girls need to have a word with you. ALEC (to Max): What do you think they want? MAX: Sounds to me like they stopped fighting each other and figured out who they should really be mad at. Good luck. (Alec glances back at Original Cindy. She looks angry.) ALEC: Hold on, Max, I'll tag along. * ALEC: I mean, it's not like I intended to date 'em both at the same time. And then when it turned out that I was dating both at the same time, it's not like I didn't intend to tell both girls about the other one. You know, eventually. Oh my God-- (Falls off his bike) (Alec continues the conversation as he stands up.) ALEC: But let's be real for a moment, shall we? I mean, suppose I did tell 'em. What would happen, huh? Same thing. Big fight. Lots of anger, and resentment, and recriminations, and then who wins? Nobody wins. MAX: Well, at least in this case, you won. ALEC: Exactly. (Pauses) Well, no, seeing as how neither of them are speaking to me right now, which makes any kind of sex a virtual impossibility. At least for a couple of days. * MAX: Don't even get me started. We were short-handed at work. Wanna know why we were short-handed? LOGAN: Well, if I had to guess, I'd say-- MAX: Because of Alec. LOGAN: Ah, the latest adventures of Alec, the lovable X-5 rogue. I can hardly wait * LOGAN: Well, I am looking forward to spending some time with Joshua. MAX: Yeah. Yeah, I--I think you two will get along. Just--you know--remember to act natural. LOGAN: As opposed to the unnatural way I normally act? MAX: No. You know what I mean. Just...just don't stare. LOGAN: Oh, okay. Don't stare at the genetically-engineered part-man, part-dog guy. Got it.
 

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המשך TBA (פרק 11)

* LOGAN: Well, far be it from me to defend Alec, but he didn't exactly force those girls to quit. And if he didn't tell either one of them it was exclusive, then what's so terrible about dating them both for a couple weeks? MAX: They work together. LOGAN: Yeah, well, it's not like they were sisters or something. (Joshua laughs. Original Cindy looks first at Logan, then at Joshua.) ORIGINAL CINDY: Men. Dogs. No difference. * JOSHUA: Alec only outsmarts Alec. He doesn't know himself. Look. (Gestures at the painting) Outside, lots of pretty colors. Tricks and treats. Inside, darkness. Confusion. Alec. ועכשיו קצת עצוב
*ALEC: I would, see, but you wouldn't understand. You can't understand; you weren't there. You ran. You and your little rugrat brothers and sisters. You think life was rough when we were ten? A little schooling, a little brainwashing, some maneuvers outside? You think that was tough? MAX: Sucked pretty hard. ALEC: Take it from me. Later on, it got a whole lot worse. (Sips his drink and then stares into it) But you did what you had to do. Then you tried to forget. And when you couldn't forget, they had ways of making you not care. * ALEC: I should've tried harder, Rachel. I should've fought them. I didn't understand. (Bows his head, then raises it again) I didn't understand how much I loved you. * MAX: You're all right? ALEC (smiling, after a pause): I'm always all right
 

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Exposure (פרק 16)

* ALEC: Here you go, boss. One hot run delivered to Fifth and Maple, in a timely and courteous fashion, by yours truly. NORMAL: That's my rock star. MAX: Are you kidding me? One package? That's it? All day? ALEC: Quality, not quantity, Max. ORIGINAL CINDY: That's what all men tell themselves. Helps them sleep better at night. * MAX: This is not good. ALEC: No, no, I'm as worried about exposure as you are. MAX: I'd believe that if you covered your barcode better, Monty Cora. ALEC: Look, I seriously doubt White and his, uh, merry band of transgenic hunters get their tips from the New World Weekly. I mean, besides, this is Sketchy we're talking about. What are the chances he stumbles across an actual Manticore alum that's stupid enough to let him snap a shot? SKETCHY: Hey, guys. (Snaps a picture of them on his way out) MAX (to Alec): You were saying? * NORMAL (not believing a word): Max is sick again? ORIGINAL CINDY: Up all night. I couldn't get her out of that bathroom. I think it's cholera. ALEC: Or diphtheria. NORMAL: Or maybe bubonic plague. ALEC (distracted): I hear that's been going around. * LOGAN: I said "Watch and learn," not "Watch and tip the guy off." * MAX: I watch, I learn, I steal sodas * PRIESTESS: Does it hurt? MAX: Yeah, except I want my money back. I asked for the heart with the dagger through it. PRIESTESS: Why did you come here? Did she send you, the Mother? If you're trying to protect her, don't bother. It's too late for that. MAX: What are you doing with Ray? PRIESTESS: What is necessary. MAX: Could you be a little more specific? 'Cause I left my copy of Wacky Cult Rituals for Dummies at home.
 

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* BOY: You were just pretending to be sick. (Max struggles.) Want me to put you down? MAX: Depends. If you hold me up here long enough, will your head explode? * SKETCHY: But then I started thinking. ALEC: Thinking? ORIGINAL CINDY: What do you mean, thinking? SKETCHY: Well, if they were that spun about what I might have seen, then maybe I actually saw something. ALEC: Yeah, a guy in a mask. SKETCHY: Yeah, right. Use your head, dude. Like the government needs to cover up the existence of guys in costumes? I don't think so. They nabbed me 'cause they got something to hide. The truth is out there, people. The mutants exist, and I'm gonna prove it. (Leaves) ALEC: Well, that didn't go as well as I'd hoped. ORIGINAL CINDY: No, it did not. ALEC: Of course, the important question is, who gets to tell Max?
 

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Hello, Goodbye (פרק 17)

* ALEC: Hey, Max, I'm not complaining, but what made you think I didn't do it? MAX: Shh. ALEC: I mean, I'm just curious, you know? Was it the sincerity in my eyes? Some people say I have sincere eyes. * ALEC: It was the teeth thing, wasn't it? I mean, come on, I can hardly stand going to the dentist. * MAX: Because it was Ben. ALEC: Ben? My Manticore twin, Ben? MAX: He killed Timothy Ryan and ten other people. Same M.O. ALEC: Whoa. They told me back at Manticore that he'd gone nuts, but...(whistles)...serial killer? MAX: One more word and I shove you off this ledge. * Max and Alec jump off the car and duck on the other side of it to avoid the gunfire.) ALEC: I should've stayed where I was and taken my chances. * ALEC: So the thing that's got me worried is I can't exactly use "Well, I was locked up in a secret government facility" as my alibi.
 

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המשך HG (פרק 17)

* ALEC: Hey, maybe Logan could pull one of his little, uh... (Remembers) Oh my God--Logan. Is he all right? MAX: He's fine. Joshua came through. ALEC: Oh, good. Logan could use a little canine plasma to loosen him up. (Chuckles) * ALEC: Hey hey, roomie. JOSHUA: Roomie? ALEC: Yeah. Yeah, I need to hang out for a little while 'til the heat's off my place. It turns out my, uh, dead twin brother was a psycho killer. Go figure. * ALEC: Yeah. Where's your TV? JOSHUA: No TV. (Takes a book from the bookcase and bops Alec lightly on the head with it before handing it to him) Book. You can read. ALEC (laughing): What are we living in, the Dark Ages? Come on, pal. I need my boob tube. You know? The hot medium. The vast wasteland. (Joshua shakes his head.) Well, that's all right. You know what? I think I know where I can score one * JOSHUA: Alec, the boob tube is too loud. ALEC: Well, that's the only way to enjoy it. Why don't you come over and have a look? (Joshua joins Alec and watches for a moment.) JOSHUA: Tricks and treats. ALEC: Welcome to the world of attention deficit.
 

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ועוד - האמת היא שאני כבר ממש לא

זוכרת מה שמתי ומה לא - מקסימום אני חוזרת על עצמי להנאתי הפרטית
, אבל זה עדיין מצחיק
. Dawg Day Afternoon : * ATTORNEY: As soon as we find the parties responsible for unleashing these transgenics, we’ll be seeking damages in the tens of millions. ALEC: Oh, yeah, I’m sure Manticore is gonna write you a big, fat check for that one, buddy * JOSHUA: Hey, little fella. MAX: Hey, big fella. ALEC: I guess that makes me medium fella *ALEC: Max, come on. I’m stuck here, you know? An innocent man, framed for the murder committed by his clone. (Max rolls her eyes) Yeah, I was thinking about selling the story to Hollywood. It’d make a great TV movie. What do you think? Borrowed Time: * ALEC (from the backseat): Are we there yet? MAX: Alec? Can you get out? ALEC (sarcastically): Yeah, I just thought I'd hang around. You know, 'cause it's so comfy * ALEC: Uh, well, like I already explained to the other fellas, he's, um...a Tasmanian ant-eating aardvark...an "antvark," as we in the trade like to call him. GORDIE: Trade? ALEC: Uh, zoo trade. I'm with the Tasmanian Zoology Foundation. He escaped from one of our facilities * ALEC: Well, good. Looks like everything's sane and right in your world. Just, uh, keep him locked up at night, okay?
 
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