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You too can own this priceless artifact stolen directly from ITself, The Death of Rats! This "Brand New"* Scythe has been used maybe two, three billion times on household rodents, rats, mice, moles and even disfigured hamsters! This pricless item was stolen not a mere 5 minutes ago and its owner didn't notice it missing, for it was enjoying a lovely cheese stake cooked by our resident chef**. The bidding for this unique one of a kind (smaller version of Death's own Scythe, but still sharper than words!) will begin at a mere 100 thousand gold peices, and trust me, I'm cutting my own throat here! * Brand new of course means that it (the Scythe blade) was never actually used to hit anything other than release the poor creatures of their mortal coils. ** Bob, our resident chef, is especially good at cooking cheese stakes for dead rats. Or at least, causing them to arrive at such state.
You too can own this priceless artifact stolen directly from ITself, The Death of Rats! This "Brand New"* Scythe has been used maybe two, three billion times on household rodents, rats, mice, moles and even disfigured hamsters! This pricless item was stolen not a mere 5 minutes ago and its owner didn't notice it missing, for it was enjoying a lovely cheese stake cooked by our resident chef**. The bidding for this unique one of a kind (smaller version of Death's own Scythe, but still sharper than words!) will begin at a mere 100 thousand gold peices, and trust me, I'm cutting my own throat here! * Brand new of course means that it (the Scythe blade) was never actually used to hit anything other than release the poor creatures of their mortal coils. ** Bob, our resident chef, is especially good at cooking cheese stakes for dead rats. Or at least, causing them to arrive at such state.