The Vandals - My Girlfriend´s Dead
I once had a girlfriend But then one day she dumped me And everywhere I go people would ask me where she was I don´t want to talk about her Someone always asks about her So I tell them all: my girlfriend´s dead I say it´s leukemia or sometimes bulemia Or a great big truck ran her over and chopped off her I don´t want to talk about her But someone always asks about her So I tell them all: she´s dead I guess there´s a part of me That lacks sympathy Oh, the looks on their faces when I tell them How she passed away I don´t want to talk about her But someone always asks about her So I tell them all shes dead My girlfriend´s dead [2x], you see It´s a total lie but it´s easier on me Than having to admit that she likes someone else My girlfriend´s dead [2x], you know Please change the subject, I´m going to go Jump off a building and join her in heaven I don´t want to talk about her But someone always asks about her So I tell them all: she´s dead I once had a girlfriend But then one day she dumped me And everywhere I go people would ask me where she was I don´t want to talk about her ---- But someone always asks about her ----[2x] So I tell them all: my girlfriend´s dead -